1 better save that. we'll need it 4 the autopsy
2 some1 call the cleaner were going 2 need a mop
3 wait a minute... if this is his spleen, then what the hell is that?
4 hand me that.. uh.. thing
5 yeah, ive developed this strange spasm in my hand. whoah! there she goes
6 rats, there go the lights again
7 u know, theres big money in kidneys. heck, they guys got 2 of em
8. everbody stand back! i lost my contact lens
9. could you stop that thing from beating? its throwing my concentration off
10. whats this doing here?
11. thats cool! now can you make his legs twitch
12. i wish i hadnt forgotten my glasses
13. well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us
14. sterile, schmerile. the floors clean right?
15. anyone see where i left that scalpel?
16. okay, now take a picture from this angle. this is truly a freak of nature
17. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
18. dont worry. i think its sharp enough
19. shes gonna blow! everyone take cover
2006-06-30
02:19:41
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