Look at this news story i saw...
Paris Hilton Continues To Squander Earth's Oxygen
June 28th - The earth lost nearly 550 liters of oxygen today, as Paris Hilton respired continuously, while providing nothing of any value in return. Aside from producing sizable quantities of the greenhouse gas carbon dioxide, Ms. Hilton spent most of her day drinking vodka and hurling racial epithets at her gardening staff.
Experts estimate that over the past year alone, Ms Hilton has consumed roughly 200,750 liters of pure oxygen, while failing to work, sing, act, or perform any other useful function, making her existence a net loss for the planet. Analysts predict that, barring a cocaine overdose or a particularly virulent strain of the clap, Ms. Hilton will likely continue her reckless consumption of natural resources for at least forty more years.
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2006-06-28
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