Business Agreement
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his
office... but she belonged to someone else.
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up
to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let
me have sex with you." But the girl said, "NO." Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get
his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an
hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...
She said "The bastard used quarters!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business
proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to itand
getting screwed
2006-06-28 05:30:58 · 22 answers · asked by McRach 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO awesome!!!!!
let me share one with you:
A guy walked up to a girl that was sunbathing at the beach. He asked her if for $100.00 she would let him touch her breasts. Her reply was a swift no!! Then the guy offered $200.00. Once again the girl felt offended and said no!! The guy was persistant and offered $300.00!!!! The girl stood her ground and replied NO! This kept on going until the guy offered her $800.00. She paused for a while and thought to herself "what the heck, $800.00 for touching my breast isn't all that bad!!" So she agreed!
The guy started touching and as he put his hands on the first breast he exclaimed: "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD". Then he grabbed the other one and continued... "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, OOOOOHH MYYYY GOD" Just then the girl asked, excuse me sir, but why do you keep on saying OH MY GOD? Then the guy replied, OH MY GOD ... WHERE AM I GONNA GET $800.00 FROM?????
2006-06-28 05:43:20 · answer #1 · answered by Chino 3 · 8⤊ 1⤋
about a 5 on a scale of 1 to 10
2006-06-28 12:33:24 · answer #2 · answered by Ray T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats freakin hilarious.
2006-06-28 12:42:38 · answer #3 · answered by ps2gamer72450 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive got $200 !! lol
2006-06-28 12:35:24 · answer #4 · answered by Big R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny
2006-06-28 12:32:28 · answer #5 · answered by Jeffy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-06-28 13:22:46 · answer #6 · answered by Sesa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rachie, I have to lay you or Jack off.
2006-06-28 12:35:12 · answer #7 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a great one miss good job i enjoyed that
2006-06-28 12:39:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is hilarious. Just think if it was pennies! lol
2006-06-28 12:33:29 · answer #9 · answered by noseygirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one and yes very funny
2006-06-28 12:33:06 · answer #10 · answered by rekha c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋