Should we ask Paris Hilton to stop breathing so much?

Question

Look at this news story i saw...


Paris Hilton Continues To Squander Earth's Oxygen

June 28th - The earth lost nearly 550 liters of oxygen today, as Paris Hilton respired continuously, while providing nothing of any value in return. Aside from producing sizable quantities of the greenhouse gas carbon dioxide, Ms. Hilton spent most of her day drinking vodka and hurling racial epithets at her gardening staff.

Experts estimate that over the past year alone, Ms Hilton has consumed roughly 200,750 liters of pure oxygen, while failing to work, sing, act, or perform any other useful function, making her existence a net loss for the planet. Analysts predict that, barring a cocaine overdose or a particularly virulent strain of the clap, Ms. Hilton will likely continue her reckless consumption of natural resources for at least forty more years.

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Answer 1

my God, I didn't realize she was using that much oxygen, I am going out and planting more trees right now, then I am locking my self in my bomb shelter until this nation crisis is over. My god have mercy on us all

Answer 2

Think about this: All the material on this planet has been here since it coalesced from the gasses and floating space debris (unless your a devout christian and God snapped a finger, in any case...) the air that paris hilton breathes is as old as the oils used to make the plastic of the keyboard you're using. That means, the air Paris Hilton breathes, the air we breathe, is the same air that Julius Ceasar exhaled. My, what an effect that man has on this world...

Answer 3

Dont worry...just be thankful we still have enough trees to convert all of Paris Hilton's carbon dioxide back into oxygen that we can use. (notices all the cut down trees)...Oh my God...we're doomed aaaahhh!!! Seriously though we all breath and do nothing sometimes...we are not robots. Unfortunately Paris Hilton's life seems to be 99.8526% nonstop partying...so i guess she is a robot.

Answer 4

Haha, funny.

I don't think that there are any serious threats posed to mankind by the fact that Paris is still breathing What's more I am sure she's not the only one who respires but provides nothing of value in return!

Answer 5

If people stopped writing about her and asking questions about her and focused on people who actually contribute something of real value to mankind, she would not have the status she now enjoys. I can't find a single reason , other than the fact her father is a billionaire, that she is famous. Trust me. She is only in the limelight because people put her there.

Answer 6

You stop breathing for a moment and see how you feel. There are many other useless people in this world other than Paris Hilton whose breathing should be stopped.

Answer 7

well my suggestion is-

make people see more of her on TV

ask movie directors to cast her in more movies &

then ask people to see all her movies 1000 times.

then

at least 5 people will die with a heart or brain failure every day.

this way a lot of oxygen can be save coz of miss hilton :-D

Answer 8

Boy, is she like the princess from hell??? I mean she's got to be miserable to make so many feel disgusted with her! she is like a cadavre, not doing anything but stink and decompose... Yuck!

Answer 9

If were lucky she will overdose on some bad coke she got. Or her fake breast's will explode for some strange reason.

Answer 10

Paris Hilton has every right to to suck in oxygen.....but she have no right to say she can act....