Entertainment & Music - 15 June 2006

i lve to read my daily horoscope is is really true cuss i read my boyfriend also

2006-06-15 00:21:35 · 13 answers · asked by centra 1 in Horoscopes

Pupil: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Pupil: good, because i didn't do my homework.

2006-06-15 00:20:40 · 9 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Famke Janssen; Angelina Jolie; Michelle Pfeiffer; Michelle Rodriguez; Catalina sandino Moreno; Elizabeth Hurley

2006-06-15 00:20:29 · 8 answers · asked by robmcd666 2 in Movies

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

2006-06-15 00:20:00 · 13 answers · asked by roadkill 2 in Jokes & Riddles

10. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
9. He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
8. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
7. He wants you to call him "Judge Dread", and he insist that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6. He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop".
5. He keeps asking me if his bulletproof vest makes him look fat.
4. He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
3. The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his haemorrhoids.
2. He wants to hear less talk and more music on the police channel.
1. He keeps handcuffing himself by accident!!

2006-06-15 00:18:39 · 11 answers · asked by roadkill 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Go on, complete the joke- what's your favourit Doctor Doctor gag?

2006-06-15 00:17:04 · 7 answers · asked by Sitting Still 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-15 00:13:24 · 9 answers · asked by Spud 3 in Television

2006-06-15 00:12:37 · 4 answers · asked by da rickster 1 in Music

my sister and i are arguing about it

2006-06-15 00:08:18 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-06-15 00:07:40 · 5 answers · asked by doublewidemama 6 in Celebrities

I used to be Sk8r Dudess, now I'm Chocoholic. I can't decide whether I should change back to Sk8r Dudess. Which name do you like better?Thanks.

2006-06-15 00:06:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

John Wayne in his career and life aspired to a legend & upheld many facets of life i.e. honesty, humour, principle and many other virtues which he engendered in his life and the roles he portrayed. My question is: What in your opinion and why were his best movies?

2006-06-15 00:04:28 · 9 answers · asked by Hakit. 4 in Movies

2006-06-15 00:02:35 · 11 answers · asked by laloo4gal 1 in Movies

2006-06-15 00:01:33 · 5 answers · asked by cutienoz 3 in Television

2006-06-15 00:00:56 · 5 answers · asked by laloo4gal 1 in Movies