10. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
9. He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
8. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
7. He wants you to call him "Judge Dread", and he insist that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6. He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop".
5. He keeps asking me if his bulletproof vest makes him look fat.
4. He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
3. The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his haemorrhoids.
2. He wants to hear less talk and more music on the police channel.
1. He keeps handcuffing himself by accident!!
2006-06-15 00:18:39 · 11 answers · asked by roadkill 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well done...I'm going to send this to a cop buddy of mine!
2006-06-15 00:20:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-06-15 00:21:13 · answer #2 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have the right to post jokes. lol
--- LeeeN
2006-06-15 01:29:44 · answer #3 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-06-15 02:41:06 · answer #4 · answered by foxychick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
time to get a new police officer.
lol
2006-06-15 02:16:43 · answer #5 · answered by tone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe that's is a good one :o)
2006-06-15 00:24:43 · answer #6 · answered by a_lil_witchie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have the right to remain silent......
LOL
2006-06-15 00:45:06 · answer #7 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2006-06-15 00:22:23 · answer #8 · answered by km 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-06-19 00:33:40 · answer #9 · answered by km 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
2006-06-15 00:36:44 · answer #10 · answered by Brenda J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋