The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
2006-06-15 00:20:00 · 13 answers · asked by roadkill 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one. ha ha ha ha ha ..................................
here are mine
A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
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A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me." so the woman replies, "If you dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."
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A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.
Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".
"For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay , please see the ***** in the kitchen."
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A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.
She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"
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2006-06-15 00:41:04 · answer #1 · answered by Gary 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LOL at George. lots. i do not aspect though, reason that is impolite. thumper is cute..the rabbit from alice in wonderland is creepier than the rabbit from donnie darko unwell bypass with thumper :)
2016-10-30 22:37:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it very funny
2006-06-15 00:23:55 · answer #3 · answered by Blossom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-06-19 01:11:11 · answer #4 · answered by km 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-06-15 02:11:29 · answer #5 · answered by tone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-06-15 01:36:09 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is so funny
2006-06-15 01:22:00 · answer #7 · answered by God you are my all in all in Jesus' name 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
--- LeeeN
2006-06-15 01:28:46 · answer #8 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha :)
2006-06-15 01:11:03 · answer #9 · answered by chocobo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HeHeHeHeHeHe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-15 00:28:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋