Entertainment & Music - 6 June 2006

2006-06-06 11:49:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..



2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.


3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?


4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.


5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.


7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......


9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.


10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

2006-06-06 11:46:32 · 8 answers · asked by Answers 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-06 11:45:49 · 8 answers · asked by engineer 86 1 in Music

You post a question and people answer it, what's up with that?.

2006-06-06 11:45:24 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-06 11:44:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Being an Old School Otaku, I like Fandou Servisu. I like anime more than American animated shows. Anime can be High School NAUGHTY while American animated Shows are down right SHAMELESS(Family Guy/American Dad/ Drawn Together). Which anime(not Hentai) has the most Fandou Servisu?

2006-06-06 11:44:09 · 6 answers · asked by Cliffather 2 in Comics & Animation

Does anyone think its wrong to ask someone to talk to you on yahoo answers if none of your friends is on yahoo??

2006-06-06 11:43:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Which band do you think is better?

2006-06-06 11:43:34 · 3 answers · asked by Naked 5 in Music

Must be a standard and a 2005 or 2006.

2006-06-06 11:41:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One way is to send their music to a radio station. Which one(s)?

How about clubs and record companies?

2006-06-06 11:40:41 · 1 answers · asked by comedycatalyst 2 in Music

Mine are Lakeside and Funkadelic

2006-06-06 11:39:36 · 6 answers · asked by Vinyleyes 5 in Music

I say: A shoe

2006-06-06 11:38:43 · 46 answers · asked by . 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-06 11:37:26 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-06 11:37:17 · 36 answers · asked by marielpantera 4 in Other - Entertainment

Don't you think the Djinn looks better in the first film then any of the following three sequels?

2006-06-06 11:36:19 · 5 answers · asked by lord_zedd16 2 in Movies

Who do you think looks better Vivica or Selma, I think Vivica because she is a great actress and she is very beautiful and if I could be someone else it would definatley be her I would be!

2006-06-06 11:35:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-06-06 11:35:08 · 7 answers · asked by ttop 1 in Television

2006-06-06 11:34:02 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Just curious what your answers are.

2006-06-06 11:34:01 · 5 answers · asked by . 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-06 11:33:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Did I hear right?

2006-06-06 11:31:44 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Kabuki, Echo, Daredevil... this guy is really something else...

2006-06-06 11:31:39 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Where can I find caps of the best alias Sydney has ever had :p?

2006-06-06 11:27:11 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

My 1yr old is breaking out from Huggies...so what would be another brand that you would recommend?

2006-06-06 11:27:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Okay, out of Mr. Miyagi from The Karate Kid or Ghandi, the famous pacifist, which would you choose.

2006-06-06 11:26:46 · 17 answers · asked by marielpantera 4 in Other - Entertainment

kool song huh

2006-06-06 11:25:39 · 12 answers · asked by moon 3 in Music

i like to know for the summer

2006-06-06 11:25:34 · 3 answers · asked by Matt P 1 in Movies

A man who did'nt know how to talk, would copy people's words. He heard someone say:"Forks and knives" and he repeated her. He heard someone say:"Goody, Goody Gumdrops!" So he repeated it. He heard someone say:"MeMeMeMe!" So he repeated them. One day the police found a dead body and were questioning him at the scene of the crime. They asked:"Did you kill this woman?" He said"MeMeMeMe!" Then they asked: "What did you kill her with?" He Said"Forks and Knives!"They said"Your'e under arrest" He said"Gody Goody Gumdrops!'"

2006-06-06 11:25:25 · 25 answers · asked by Paige 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-06 11:24:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-06 11:22:58 · 75 answers · asked by Kraljica Katica 7 in Polls & Surveys