2006-06-06 11:24:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
All men are idiots....I married their king.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck
Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
Adults are just kids who owe money.
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
I'm just driving this way to get you mad.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Hang up and drive.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
2006-06-06 11:45:41 · answer #1 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I truly hate the ones that say "My child was student of the week!!!!!", or something similar, which you can tell has been on for about a year. No one cares if your kid was student of the week. I strongly believe that schools shouldn't give those stickers out to parents. They make the parents feel obligated to stick it on their car, or their children will be deeply hurt. Argh....However, I found one the other day, that read
"What if the whole world farted at once?"
Even though it's completely immature, I found it quite funny.
-Mikala
2006-06-06 18:42:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Support Your Local Hooker
From the Cherry Patch Ranch near Las Vegas.
Or
Next time wave at me with all your fingers.
Or the one from Montana
I was at the Montana testicle festival, I had a ball.
2006-06-06 18:30:27 · answer #3 · answered by jeb_oi812 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not your imagination. People are really after you!
Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.
If this truck stops suddenly, smile as you go under!
In the case of a rapture, this car will be unmanned.
(on a volkswagon bug) My other car's a Peterbuilt.
2006-06-06 18:33:12 · answer #4 · answered by sandhsand 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know about bumper stickers but i like how they put thier kids on the window, its like stickers that have a family and you put it on your window and you can put their names or whatever it think it is cute!
2006-06-06 18:28:02 · answer #5 · answered by Blonds Rock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My other car is a Segway
My school bully can beat up your honors kid
Honk if parts fall off
2006-06-06 18:28:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Save a cow...eat a vegetarian!
Stop inbreeding...Ban country music!
Unless you're a hemorrhoid get off my ***!
This vehicle stops at all lawn sales and garage sales! I have this one on my van and everyone loves it!!
2006-06-06 19:00:28 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not easy being Fat and Greasy, when i was in high school i put it on this girls car that i didn't like LOL
Have you ever stopped to think and never started again!!
2006-06-06 18:34:26 · answer #8 · answered by green_eyez1004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In answer to the one,Baby On Board,I saw one that said,Grandma In Trunk,lol
2006-06-06 18:28:58 · answer #9 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just bought one that claims 'Islam is a Religion of Pieces' and it shows a bomb next to it ready to explode. Can't wait to put it on my car!
2006-06-06 18:28:37 · answer #10 · answered by skifaster6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋