I'm quite partial to the "People can lick too". A little background on this for those that need it is as follows:
A woman is at home watching the news. The current story is that an escaped lunatic from the area asylum has escaped and been missing for nearly a day and is dangerous. She locks her doors and windows and goes to bed. With her dog under her bed, she goes to sleep. Her hand dangles over, as it often does and she feels her dog licking her hand. She sleeps on with little care. After some time, she is awoken by the sound of a constant dripping. Drowsily getting out of bed, she goes to the bathroom, thinking it a leaky faucet. She finds her dog, bloodied, hanging from the ceiling. Schocked she goes back into her bedroom, turning on the lights, she sees on the wall in blood "People can lick too". She then realizes, the lunatic is in the house and must have been there for some time...
2007-11-19
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