Other - Arts & Humanities - September 2006

ships have just landed in my garden is there a name for that , i mean i dont want them to think im ignorant if they knock on my door now do i

2006-09-19 09:34:12 · 20 answers · asked by gazza 4

, i feel at peace calm in all this tranquily of gods universe , it was then the thought crossed my mind were the hell is my roof who else thinks thats funny , i thought id just put that end bit in cos if i didnt yahoo would send me a e mail saying your question has been rejected cos its not a question he he

2006-09-19 09:18:18 · 6 answers · asked by gazza 4

I'm broke so I need to make something. For example, I made a box of 365 ways that I loved her plus some coupons for our first. For our second I put together a book of astology readings that I printed off the internet saying that we were a perfect couple....I need something along this line
thanks

2006-09-19 09:09:38 · 6 answers · asked by suzi7693 2

I'm a very artistic and creative person. I'm also a very good photographer and i know that I have potential. I'm just wondering what it is they look for and are they more interested in your portfolio than anything else? And is it really hard to get into art schools? Is it more expensive than your average college?

2006-09-19 08:59:49 · 6 answers · asked by mountaingirl88 3

I am a 40 year old virgin

2006-09-19 08:47:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm planning to study photography. I'm going to start out at a J.C and then i'd like to transfer to an art school. Does anyone know of a good school? It could be anywhere really.

Also is it true that for most art schools, the requirements for getting in would be an interview and a portfolio? Nothing academic?

2006-09-19 08:44:18 · 9 answers · asked by mountaingirl88 3

but for a sight that is supposed to bring a lot of people together and give peope answers there are some really negative lary people out there...if you dont want to answer then why do you?

2006-09-19 08:38:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-19 08:25:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Some low income families can't afford things we take for granted like microwaves and furniture. Anyway I was thinking about all of the great things college students throw out. I was thinking about trying to find a rental truck place that would provide trucks and gas since they could write it off. So, I was thinking to get some people and some free trucks and pick up the college students lamps, furniture, etc. and find a way to donate them to low income families. Is this a stupid idea or do you think it's a good idea that might work and benefit others?

2006-09-19 07:53:03 · 9 answers · asked by horrorfan 3

art, individual work, buisness

2006-09-19 07:39:34 · 1 answers · asked by louisastar2000 1

so heres my short story so far.......

"ah ha" said captian buttsecks "we have arrived in the land of cabrakuba". The boat finally floated on the land of cabrakuba. As the captian and his crew got on land a wild turkey suddenly attacked one of the crew members. The end.

2006-09-19 07:23:36 · 8 answers · asked by seeseezsee 2

I have a friend, female, lie too much which make me very very angry and when i confront, she says she was kidding. I tried many times to stop here doing that but its her habit to lie simply. She thinks its a smartness.

2006-09-19 06:50:07 · 14 answers · asked by johan 1

2006-09-19 06:46:44 · 3 answers · asked by Pankaj G 1

AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION.



An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.

He asks one of his new students to stand and .....


Prof: So you believe in God?

Student: Absolutely, sir.




Prof: Is God good?

Student: Sure.



Prof: Is God all-powerful?

Student: Yes.




Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?

(Student is silent.)





Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow. Is God good?

Student: Yes.




Prof: Is Satan good?

Student: No.




Prof: Where does Satan come from?

Student: From...God...




Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student: Yes.




Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?

Student: Yes.




Prof: So who created evil?

Student does not answer.




Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.





Prof: So, who created them?

Student has no answer.




Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?

Student: No, sir.




Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student: No, sir.




Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?

Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.




Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student: Yes.




Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.




Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat ?

Prof: Yes.




Student: And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof: Yes.




Student: No sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)




Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold.

Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.



(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)




Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?




Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light.... But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?

Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?




Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?




Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.



Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.

To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.



Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved
from a monkey?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.





Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)




Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)




Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?

(The class breaks out into laughter.)




Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable
protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.



With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)



Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.




Student: That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH.

That is all that keeps things moving & alive.






WANT TO KNOW WHO THAT STUDENT WAS ?

2006-09-19 06:37:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-19 06:05:24 · 20 answers · asked by drunkenbozo 1

2006-09-19 05:56:53 · 4 answers · asked by DEBBIE W 1

2006-09-19 05:30:04 · 6 answers · asked by Firstlady aka Bosslady 1

would you rather be a: a key, an artist, a rainbow, a snowflake, an elevator, a falling star, a lizard, smart, a snake ?

2006-09-19 04:44:04 · 15 answers · asked by ems 1

2006-09-19 04:43:07 · 2 answers · asked by sara sea 1

2006-09-19 04:38:58 · 3 answers · asked by whitewizard888 2

2006-09-19 04:18:46 · 6 answers · asked by sarah_jane_bischof 1

I want a new tattoo, on my foot. I would really like a quote or song lyrics, not nes famous ones. Something deep and meaningful. Any ideas?
Open to ideas!

2006-09-19 04:17:55 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm taking a creative writing class and need to write a scene emphasizing dialogue. I need some ideas!!! No chick lit, please, I'm 25 and it is too cliche.

10 pts to most creative answer, whether I use it or not!

2006-09-19 04:07:48 · 5 answers · asked by BB 5

2006-09-19 03:49:12 · 10 answers · asked by sdshogun 1

Where he is,. if he still performs, he was South African born and excellent.......

2006-09-19 03:40:08 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-19 03:11:27 · 12 answers · asked by Benny W 1

2006-09-19 03:00:23 · 3 answers · asked by emzo2000 1

Something that connects with emotions and about life or if there are any suggestions on funny poems.

2006-09-19 02:56:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-19 01:42:07 · 18 answers · asked by usamah980 2

written in the 1940's

2006-09-19 01:16:48 · 1 answers · asked by Beth M 1