> > A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
> > oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a
> > difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse
> > appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
> >
> > "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
> > black?"
> >
> > Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm
> > only here to wash your upper body and feet."
> >
> > He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my tes ticles black?"
> >
> > Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
> > testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back
> > the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
> > testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she
> > takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."
> >
> > The man struggles to pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her
> > and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but,
> > listen very, very closely...
> >
> > A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
2007-05-07
09:50:22
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5 answers
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