Polls & Surveys - 20 November 2007

2007-11-20 12:33:18 · 12 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6

OXYMORONS:



1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?



2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?



3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?



4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?



5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?



6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?



7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?



8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?



9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?



10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?



11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?



12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?



13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?



14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?



15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?



16. Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?



17. If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting?



18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?



19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?



20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?



21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?



22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?



23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?



24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we towel dry?



25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?



26. Why do they call it a TV set when it's only one TV?



27. Christmas: What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

2007-11-20 12:31:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

or like a fish?

2007-11-20 12:31:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-20 12:28:43 · 25 answers · asked by BLUE ROCK 1

he is in the 6th grade is he crazy or just still trying to get popular??



like the other students say damn he is cool he has a gun...like that...


remember is he still a KID!

2007-11-20 12:27:43 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-20 12:27:39 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

even when your world crashes in around you?

2007-11-20 12:26:55 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous

It's so over used these days, especially among teens. Who made it popular?

2007-11-20 12:26:39 · 10 answers · asked by Queen of Ice 3

2007-11-20 12:26:23 · 14 answers · asked by Jack 2

explaining to do?? =D

2007-11-20 12:26:16 · 54 answers · asked by GOLDENFAIRY 7

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1202713779499226139&q=getting+kicked+in+the+nuts&total=317&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=5

2007-11-20 12:26:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-20 12:26:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

grrrrr! its diving me crazy! there r so many fights between my friends and im like forced 2 take sides! grrrrrr!!!!! y does ther hafta b so much drama???????



sry had 2 vent...

2007-11-20 12:23:43 · 50 answers · asked by miss sobriety 6

2007-11-20 12:23:38 · 23 answers · asked by throw_away_your_television_2 6

I would not like to live anywere that it gets to cold like
Colorado.

2007-11-20 12:23:17 · 17 answers · asked by koko 6

2007-11-20 12:23:01 · 15 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6

2007-11-20 12:23:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

shark

2007-11-20 12:22:50 · 2 answers · asked by David 6

2007-11-20 12:22:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

1. From Me To You
2. Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing In The Shadow?
3. Kind Of A Drag
4. You Didn't Have to be So Nice

2007-11-20 12:21:28 · 10 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6

2007-11-20 12:21:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-20 12:20:41 · 11 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6

2007-11-20 12:20:07 · 22 answers · asked by LadyRebecca 6

bites

2007-11-20 12:19:31 · 15 answers · asked by David 6

Meth is Death, Who ever came up with it should be subjected to it ravenges!

2007-11-20 12:18:17 · 36 answers · asked by MR. T. 6

2007-11-20 12:16:50 · 13 answers · asked by throw_away_your_television_2 6

Subject: We're in Trouble




The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million

employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama

Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and

city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work..

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ***,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice















thx 2 rjs

This was sent to me in an email. This is funny isn't it? I'm open to all answers!!!

2007-11-20 12:16:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Neil Young or Jimmy Page

2007-11-20 12:16:22 · 5 answers · asked by Michael 1

2007-11-20 12:15:45 · 31 answers · asked by Jona 5

...for Thanksgiving...

2007-11-20 12:15:44 · 8 answers · asked by Robert B 7