Subject: We're in Trouble
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million
employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and
city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work..
You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting on your ***,
At your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice
thx 2 rjs
This was sent to me in an email. This is funny isn't it? I'm open to all answers!!!
2007-11-20 12:16:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
GOOD ONE!!!!.......Hey, wait a minute.......you're sitting on your a$$ too........
2007-11-20 12:20:09 · answer #1 · answered by KC_Killer 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I'm one of the people who are in school.. (proceeding to sit on my *** some more) super funny joke
2007-11-20 12:21:12 · answer #2 · answered by Norgbirdie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i heard this berofre but differnetly 3 girls went on a trip 2 decided to play a trick on one when she used the bathroom they shot a bunny adn got all the guts out then, they put the guts under her when she wasnt looking. when she came out she said" man i pooped so hard my guts came out! thanks God he gave me these two fingers to push em back in" that's disgusting
2016-05-24 09:28:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No entirely true what about the illegals?
2007-11-21 03:36:43 · answer #4 · answered by Eric S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa, true, true. With that I'm going to bed, goodnight...
...and goodluck.
2007-11-20 12:21:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well then you better get workin! cuz the world cant wait forever x]
2007-11-20 12:19:41 · answer #6 · answered by ɫɦɾouɡɦ ɫɦɛ ɛɣɛʂ oʄ ɫɦɛ ɑvɛɴɢɛd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... I can't wait to get the promotion
2007-11-20 12:19:36 · answer #7 · answered by So Now I Sing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! That was funny! I've never heard of this joke before, but thanks for sharing it.
2007-11-20 12:19:54 · answer #8 · answered by UnboundClouds 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah saw it before but it is still cute :) *
2007-11-20 12:19:47 · answer #9 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would be more funny if it wasn't so..depressing.
EDIT:
I read that wrong. That WAS funny actually. :P
2007-11-20 12:19:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋