Polls & Surveys - 2 November 2007

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnny. "Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period."

"Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mummy fainted and the man next door shot himself."

Pls star if you liked this one. Thanx.

2007-11-02 05:09:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-02 05:09:13 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

I love cats cus they are very funny :)

2007-11-02 05:06:30 · 10 answers · asked by .:::Niko:::. 7

2007-11-02 05:06:29 · 13 answers · asked by Rocky The Fearless 5

my 5 violations were for stupid stuff like the ? who shot the sheriff which refers to the song. so here you go report this at least it is against terms LOL

2007-11-02 05:05:08 · 19 answers · asked by shadowkat6927 4

2007-11-02 05:04:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

ur friend's girlfriend/boyfriend??? :P

2007-11-02 05:04:02 · 22 answers · asked by Mr. Mishra 5

Hello guys its not that i dont know how to use wikipedia or dictionary but i wanna hear from you guys what you think of a mage or wizard. Would love to hear from you if you want you can email me what you think about it.

clayguyhinomo@hotmail.com

2007-11-02 05:01:25 · 3 answers · asked by dominic r 2

2007-11-02 04:59:22 · 29 answers · asked by BLUE ROCK 1

2007-11-02 04:59:19 · 9 answers · asked by smores 2

2007-11-02 04:58:38 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

Are the funny questions / answers getting reported often? The fun seems to be missing of late!!!

2007-11-02 04:58:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Who's P&S questions do you enjoy the most and why?
Also:
Who's P&S answers do you enjoy the most and why?

(Blame it on Kermit for me playing devil's advocate)

2007-11-02 04:58:18 · 4 answers · asked by Captain Jack ® 7

I love to work out. It makes me feel good all over - inside and out. I am always looking for fun and exciting ways to keep in shape.

Any suggestions?

2007-11-02 04:58:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

A nun gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

2007-11-02 04:57:24 · 39 answers · asked by Smurf 7

What would you wipe first?.....shoulders, chest, pants, shoes?

2007-11-02 04:57:22 · 10 answers · asked by Nikki 6

.....that you've actually tried at home alone, but you'd never do in public?

I'm 29, and yes I attempted the "Chicken Noodle Soup" with my daughter. We had fun, but you'll never see me in public doing it.

2007-11-02 04:57:09 · 9 answers · asked by King of Biscuits 6

2007-11-02 04:56:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

of your birthday, you don't have to tell the year if you don't want to, and if you know your sign add that also.....and does your sigh say alot about who you are?

2007-11-02 04:54:13 · 11 answers · asked by Sweet Judy 7

What's the best language 2 learn?And did u learn it?
Will it help u sometime in the future through careers?
Provide details.

Thanks!

2007-11-02 04:53:58 · 22 answers · asked by anime1net 5

2007-11-02 04:53:58 · 27 answers · asked by Mustardseed 6

Here's the real question, have you ever made a contact solely based on their avatar?

I plead guilty...........

2007-11-02 04:51:55 · 18 answers · asked by King of Biscuits 6

ICP

2007-11-02 04:51:29 · 7 answers · asked by woundedblackroses 3

To hell with rules and regulations!

2007-11-02 04:51:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

FRIENDS:Will stand guard while U take a piss.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
Drunk *** is taking a piss in the bushes.



FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
Them about the fat chick you tried to pick up



FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
Hope that no one is late for the ride home.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set
Up rally points.



FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
Was wrong.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...that **** was fun "


FRIENDS: Cry with you.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: laugh at you



FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
Back.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
Remembers who bought it in the first place.



FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
Stand and leave them alone.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS:FRIENDS:Will stand guard while U take a piss.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
Drunk *** is taking a piss in the bushes.



FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
Them about the fat chick you tried to pick up



FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
Hope that no one is late for the ride home.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set
Up rally points.



FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
Was wrong.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...that **** was fun "


FRIENDS: Cry with you.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: laugh at you



FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
Back.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
Remembers who bought it in the first place.



FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
Stand and leave them alone.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
Camera and hope for the tag team.



FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
You.



FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
Is doing.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds *** that left
You.



FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"



FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
Tossed out of the bar.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
Touching you on the way out.



FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
Night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
Drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.



FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
Had enough.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
Place and say, "You better drink the rest of that ****, you know we
Don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!



FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money
After taking care of each other for so long.



FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".



FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks ****
About you.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will knock them the Hell out!!

2007-11-02 04:50:50 · 5 answers · asked by ♥SaLz♥ 4

2007-11-02 04:49:21 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

Just bored.

2007-11-02 04:48:08 · 18 answers · asked by Psycoabc 1

work shoes?
anything for this weekend? to the bar maybe?

2007-11-02 04:48:02 · 25 answers · asked by southernfrost 2

freezer? at the park? in your parent's bedroom? etc

2007-11-02 04:47:42 · 12 answers · asked by Moore55 4

I have already bought her other stuff so don't think im trying to be cheap...lol.

2007-11-02 04:47:39 · 16 answers · asked by honeybear 5