The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnny. "Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mummy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
Pls star if you liked this one. Thanx.
2007-11-02 05:09:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
haha yay ;)
2007-11-02 05:13:35 · answer #1 · answered by ♥KaTe♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yay
2007-11-02 05:13:29 · answer #2 · answered by Rachel B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-11-02 05:12:59 · answer #3 · answered by JOHN 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YAY, why is Johnnie always the bad kid?
2007-11-02 05:13:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nay...Yay when I heard it 7 years ago though. And when I first read it, it was mommy not a mummy.
2007-11-02 05:12:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yay
2007-11-02 05:15:05 · answer #6 · answered by Andre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yay
2007-11-02 05:13:24 · answer #7 · answered by just in case 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YAY ♥
2007-11-02 05:12:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO now that was funny
2007-11-02 05:12:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny, i liked it
2007-11-02 05:13:00 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋