A nun gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
2007-11-02 04:57:24 · 39 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
thats great hehehehehehe i just read it to my sponser and one of my girlfriends and they love it
2007-11-02 05:06:44 · answer #1 · answered by slitter 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you so very much. You have rocked my socks, brightened my day and brought the largest smile to my face. This joke wa so ridiculously funny to me that I can say LOL and quite literally mean that I did actually laugh out loud...hehe kudos to you and your sense of humor:P
2007-11-02 05:01:10 · answer #2 · answered by butterbuttergood4u 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Going out for the day and having someone percentage a grin with me, or maybe merely having a random verbal replace with an complete stranger. easy and speedy. it is about all it takes for me.
2016-10-23 06:39:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha HA HA that Kevin gets around
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/7260/
2007-11-04 02:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by beanerjr 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one smurf
2007-11-02 05:38:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool!
2007-11-02 05:37:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah, i get a laugh and 2 points
yaayyy
2007-11-02 05:01:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah hahahahahahaha
that was brilliant, what a way to end a crap day at work on a friday.
cheers, here is a star.
2007-11-02 05:16:23 · answer #8 · answered by missgeorge 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahh taht was funny
out of five stars
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2007-11-02 05:00:49 · answer #9 · answered by kalsikum 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny but I have seen this before babes x
2007-11-02 05:00:37 · answer #10 · answered by Maria S © 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋