FRIENDS:Will stand guard while U take a piss.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
Drunk *** is taking a piss in the bushes.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
Them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
Hope that no one is late for the ride home.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set
Up rally points.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
Was wrong.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...that **** was fun "
FRIENDS: Cry with you.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: laugh at you
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
Back.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
Remembers who bought it in the first place.
FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
Stand and leave them alone.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS:FRIENDS:Will stand guard while U take a piss.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
Drunk *** is taking a piss in the bushes.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
Them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
Hope that no one is late for the ride home.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set
Up rally points.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
Was wrong.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...that **** was fun "
FRIENDS: Cry with you.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: laugh at you
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
Back.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
Remembers who bought it in the first place.
FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
Stand and leave them alone.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
Camera and hope for the tag team.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
You.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
Is doing.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds *** that left
You.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
Tossed out of the bar.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
Touching you on the way out.
FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
Night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
Drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
Had enough.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
Place and say, "You better drink the rest of that ****, you know we
Don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!
FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money
After taking care of each other for so long.
FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks ****
About you.
TENNESSEE FRIENDS: Will knock them the Hell out!!
2007-11-02 04:50:50 · 5 answers · asked by ♥SaLz♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Im from Tennessee.........good one!
2007-11-02 04:54:59 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I guess I need some friends from Tennessee .
2007-11-02 04:56:21 · answer #2 · answered by Ana C pisces1976 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm from Missouri but the same applies cause I have friends that have done some of that stuff to me and for me.
2007-11-02 05:00:33 · answer #3 · answered by Corkey Dawn18 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like some of my friends down here in Texas:)
2007-11-02 04:57:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny @ all. The Razorbacks are coming next week to whoop that Volunteer ***!
2007-11-02 04:54:22 · answer #5 · answered by jessica.lanelle 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋