I stealthily entered the convention center, wary that I was entering a trap. A small note left on my desk during my lunch break instructed me to come to the facility right after work, with no explanation.
I came to the ballroom near the back, and immediately heard hushed whispers and even a stifled laugh. That’s when I flung the doors open, firing my laser cannon wildly, hoping to gain some element of surprise to my favor.
“EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” I yelled, as dozens of people went up in plumes of smoke and fire. Within moments, it was over. Victory was mine. Or so I thought, until I read the banner hanging over the room.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHERWOOD
“Yo man! What the hell are you doing? You just fried my family and friends!”
I turned and faced the frantic young man.
“Uhm….oops?”
2007-10-21
17:41:36
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