I stealthily entered the convention center, wary that I was entering a trap. A small note left on my desk during my lunch break instructed me to come to the facility right after work, with no explanation.
I came to the ballroom near the back, and immediately heard hushed whispers and even a stifled laugh. That’s when I flung the doors open, firing my laser cannon wildly, hoping to gain some element of surprise to my favor.
“EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” I yelled, as dozens of people went up in plumes of smoke and fire. Within moments, it was over. Victory was mine. Or so I thought, until I read the banner hanging over the room.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHERWOOD
“Yo man! What the hell are you doing? You just fried my family and friends!”
I turned and faced the frantic young man.
“Uhm….oops?”
2007-10-21 17:41:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
“You ruined my life!” he screamed, staring at the carnage.
Well, the way I see it, anyone’s life is ruined the moment they’re named “Sherwood”, but I kept quiet and helped him pick up the pieces, so to speak. By early afternoon, we had made a quaint little mass grave in the back lot of the convention center. Lacking tombstones, we improvised by writing people’s names on the cone-shaped party hats.
The entertainer – Snickles the Clown – had survived my onslaught, but we buried him anyway. We both hate clowns.
“Man oh man,” sniffed Sherwood, walking back to his apartment, “the only time I get thrown a surprise party, and it’s an ever bigger surprise than originally planned!”
I drooped a little, and Sherwood patted me on the dome. “Next time, get there a little earlier and go easy on the trigger finger, bud.”
“That’s a promise!” I replied, and we both had a pretty good laugh about the whole thing.
And the cake was really good! Anyone else ever try red velvet cake?
2007-10-21 17:42:19 · update #1
The only new things I've tried lately are thongs and Cream of Beetroot Soup. Thongs taste foul and soup doesn't even cover your modesty.
2007-10-22 01:04:21 · answer #1 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did Snickles the clown ever escape?
Gotta have you over for a Halloween Bash,eh!
You could be the whole fireworks display!!!
and what the heck is a red velvet cake?
2007-10-22 12:45:35 · answer #2 · answered by t_blond_chick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As usual, Dalek, very entertaining, bravo! Never had the velvet cake but would love some!! I am a frosting lover. Latest thing I had new was a Pizookie, from BJs Brewhouse. Ummm ummm goood!
2007-10-22 02:09:37 · answer #3 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Red Velvet cake has been a family favorite for at least 40 years,,,
Yes, tried the new coffee flavored drink at Dairy Queen,,,was very good..
2007-10-22 14:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL... Yippee! I just LOVE when I click on one of your questions and get a story!
I've never had red velvet cake... I'm thinkin' one day I'll try the boring old food color variety =).
I did recently try that green tea/soy milk slurpee kinda thing from Starbucks, and it was surprisingly good. But sip after sip, my poor confused brain never did manage to stop expecting something that color to taste like mint.
2007-10-22 22:53:58 · answer #5 · answered by sueflower 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love RED VELVET CAKE almost as much as Mayonnaise Cake !!
Happy Birthday Sherwood !!!!!!
2007-10-22 19:41:59 · answer #6 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, velvet cake is good.
I recently tried Donato's Stromboli. I probably will not order it again.
2007-10-22 01:25:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, I refuse to answer this on the grounds that it may incriminate....you. Nice, when does the book come out?
2007-10-22 00:47:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, that sounded like a fun party!
But no, I haven't tried anything new, I'm boring that way.
2007-10-22 15:13:48 · answer #9 · answered by Mako 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i tried humble pie - cos my mum was flirting with some dude in a hat on P&S
2007-10-22 06:12:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋