sooo this zebra died and went heaven. when he was at the golden gates, when Saint Peter was there. The zebra said " ya know, there's this one thing that has bugged me my whole life. Am i white with black stripes or am i black with white stripes?" Peter said " I dont know, ask God. So the zebra goes to God and says " Am i white with black stripes or am i white with black stripes?" God said " You are what you are". Then the zebra went back to see peter. Peter said, " so what did he say?" The zebra said " he said i am what i am. Then Peter said " oh, so you're white with black stripes." The zebra said, " how do you know?" Peter said " Because, if you were black with white stripes, he would have said, you is what you is."
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2007-10-01
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