sooo this zebra died and went heaven. when he was at the golden gates, when Saint Peter was there. The zebra said " ya know, there's this one thing that has bugged me my whole life. Am i white with black stripes or am i black with white stripes?" Peter said " I dont know, ask God. So the zebra goes to God and says " Am i white with black stripes or am i white with black stripes?" God said " You are what you are". Then the zebra went back to see peter. Peter said, " so what did he say?" The zebra said " he said i am what i am. Then Peter said " oh, so you're white with black stripes." The zebra said, " how do you know?" Peter said " Because, if you were black with white stripes, he would have said, you is what you is."
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2007-10-01 13:15:06 · 10 answers · asked by Kaela 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
thank you. you're all nice, except for one preson though.
2007-10-01 13:27:57 · update #1
that was funny I'm going to tell my niece that one.
2007-10-01 13:18:43 · answer #1 · answered by Heather M 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-05 22:37:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea thats kinda funny, it does sound like a racist slur from back in the day
2007-10-01 13:20:03 · answer #3 · answered by yungluv_88 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats so funny! LOL!!!
Im gonna start tellin ppl on the streets yo!
2007-10-01 15:54:58 · answer #4 · answered by cmm 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i loved the joke
U got the first STAR from me gurrrrrrrl
2007-10-01 13:17:09 · answer #5 · answered by нƐ∂ıɣƐн 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, that was a generalizing and racist joke. No stars for u.
2007-10-01 13:17:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I chuckled...
2007-10-01 13:19:57 · answer #7 · answered by Tre 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i don't get it
2007-10-02 10:21:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved it!!
2007-10-01 13:18:38 · answer #9 · answered by Monkeys Etc 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ur funny!!!
2007-10-01 13:17:57 · answer #10 · answered by shardy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋