Polls & Surveys - 6 July 2007

Should I watch a rerun of a Rosie O'Donnell show or jam sharp sticks in my eyes? I think I know the answer, but damn!, it hurt last time!

2007-07-06 16:20:45 · 17 answers · asked by Commander 3

You would be able to find me in the Boats & Boating section or the Global Warming section.

2007-07-06 16:20:37 · 27 answers · asked by tillbaka i tiden 4

2007-07-06 16:20:10 · 20 answers · asked by Slick 4

If you haven't tried the "Fried Ice Cream" yet, then do it. Once you start you don't want to stop.

*BELCH*

2007-07-06 16:19:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

that French's commercial with the walking mustard? She's listening to "her" messages from all these "guys" wanting to meet up. Does that make mustard a whore?

2007-07-06 16:19:53 · 8 answers · asked by Mekana 5

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage
after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not
familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She
motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside
the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes. But I see you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you
could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am," and he left.

MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.

2007-07-06 16:19:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

or is this just the best it can get for you?? *smiles*

2007-07-06 16:16:56 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

MIne from 7 mos. ago. Almost none of them.

2007-07-06 16:16:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-06 16:15:01 · 12 answers · asked by don't hate snowflake 3

2007-07-06 16:14:14 · 39 answers · asked by don't hate snowflake 3

2007-07-06 16:14:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

what is your favorite nut? I am pretty fond of walnuts and cashews

2007-07-06 16:13:13 · 12 answers · asked by don't hate snowflake 3

People call me goth
I like black and I wear about 2 pounds of black eyeliner...but thats it... I like heavy music and I don't like the sun

I'm different because I love the simple life. Paris and Nicole are so funny and I also like Neon colors. I'd get a tan if it didn't mean I was getting skin damage (I'm a little paranoid)
I'm too damn happy to be a goth....I'm super hyper all the time and I like to be with other people....

2007-07-06 16:13:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Popcorn? Yogurt? Hmmm...I wonder if the kids left me some.

2007-07-06 16:12:41 · 16 answers · asked by Mommymonster 7

why did yahoo remove it last time i asked this

2007-07-06 16:12:37 · 4 answers · asked by Jessica 3

2007-07-06 16:11:49 · 16 answers · asked by CantGetThereFromHere 5

Rocky had to take it easy on him so he didn't get hurt?

2007-07-06 16:09:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

1. The Beatles
2. Madonna
3. Michael Jackson
4. Elvis Presley

2007-07-06 16:08:46 · 14 answers · asked by Marie 4

Are you drop dead gorgeous, or just an ordinary Joe?

2007-07-06 16:07:18 · 22 answers · asked by Lady 5

2007-07-06 16:05:41 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6

2007-07-06 16:05:21 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-06 16:04:35 · 58 answers · asked by Mekana 5

2007-07-06 16:04:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-07-06 16:04:19 · 7 answers · asked by Angel Girl 7

How do you suppose it would go?

2007-07-06 16:02:54 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

... of your body? And what happens if I tickle it?

2007-07-06 16:02:52 · 26 answers · asked by Regular Guy 5

I want to get into the entertainment industry and thinking of changing my name into something cute, sexxi and catchy. Any suggestions, my real name is Katie so I kinda wanna incorporate that into it.

So far i have:
Rylie Chanel (i love the name Rylie)
Katie Moore
Chloe Elise
Savannah Lei
Jodi Lynn
Blair Reneay
Keri Nicole
Vanessa Kay
Carmella Marie
Audrey Rose

plz, nothing stupid like "kjhsfhsfselfjl" or "Ho Mai Dong

2007-07-06 16:02:48 · 6 answers · asked by [[Krazy♥Gang♥Bang]] 3

Rectangular box - dimensions are 3 ft x 1.5 ft x 1 ft.

2007-07-06 16:02:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

asking a fun question, which had no sexual content, or abuse of any nature? I just did and I do not understand.

2007-07-06 16:02:33 · 6 answers · asked by Ron 7

2007-07-06 16:02:07 · 42 answers · asked by tillbaka i tiden 4