One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage
after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not
familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She
motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside
the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes. But I see you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you
could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, ma'am," and he left.
MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.
2007-07-06 16:19:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That is Hilarious!! LMAO!!! HahhahahahA! Can you post another? Please , please, please??... SORRY!!! I guess that's what happens when you give a 13 year old coffee... lol!
2007-07-06 16:31:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like my wife you are talking about. I don't argue with her about anything, it's pointless. Fortunately we agree on most aspects and I pretend to agree with the rest.
2007-07-06 23:24:48 · answer #2 · answered by NAUGRIM_Giant 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two thumbs up for this one!
2007-07-07 04:11:03 · answer #3 · answered by jaz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Pretty good.
2007-07-06 23:26:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lovely LOL...
yeah. men have a handicap... our brain. :-)
2007-07-07 20:59:31 · answer #5 · answered by gary L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that was very funny!
2007-07-06 23:33:07 · answer #6 · answered by Tammy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Star for you, that was awesome.
2007-07-06 23:25:00 · answer #7 · answered by Never fear, for I is here....... 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that is so true.
2007-07-06 23:23:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha =D
2007-07-06 23:23:16 · answer #9 · answered by divine_wind 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love it!
2007-07-07 05:13:50 · answer #10 · answered by emoboyzrhot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋