Your wife asks you if a certain dress makes her look fat.
She doesn't want honesty. She wants you to tell her what she wants to hear.
I once sent a dozen roses to a woman who was a friend of a friend of mine. On the card, I had the florist write "Hi, this is John Doe. Would like to take you out to dinner. If interested, be at the Cottage Cafe friday night at 6pm. I will be already there at a table. If NOT interested....do nothing. Do NOT show up. I prefer it this way."
That night I got a table and waited. She walked in and sat down and for the next 30 minutes she explained to me why she didn't want to go out with me. Meanwhile, I ordered drinks and dinner for myself. When I asked her why she showed up, she said it was the decent thing to do. I said no, the decent thing was to do as I asked in the note.
To make matters worse, I found out later that the reasons that she gave me were all lies.
Why can't women just be honest?
2007-06-18
01:31:17
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