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only about 98% of you will be going there when you die anyways.

2007-06-18 01:47:00 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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You're a "glass is half empty" kind of person aren't you?

2007-06-18 01:49:33 · answer #1 · answered by dudley997997 6 · 1 2

sorry dude, u can't technicall know that information... But here's a joke anyways.

God sent out an angel to find out how much of the world was good. The angel came back, explaining that 90% of the world was evil, and 10% was good. God was very unsettled by this, and sent out another angel to find out how much of the world was good.

The second angel came back, explaining that 90% of the world was evil, and 10% was good. Again, God did not like his results. He sent out a third angel, to find out how much of the world was good. The third angel came back with the same information as the first two angels.

God decided to send an email to the 10% of good people, and encourage them to keep up the good work.

Do you know what the email said?

Wait, you didn't know either!?

2007-06-19 12:55:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

A little Advice for on your trip: SPF: 75.

2007-06-18 01:51:33 · answer #3 · answered by jdnsmama13 4 · 0 0

Only if I can I bring an air conditioner and some sunblock

2007-06-18 01:51:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Never left

2007-06-18 01:50:48 · answer #5 · answered by Lynnae_1969 5 · 0 0

Ah. Well, the other 2% and me are going to Dollywood!

2007-06-18 01:52:58 · answer #6 · answered by edingo 5 · 0 1

I think I have lived hell at one time or another so I have the advantage over you.

2007-06-18 01:50:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Has it frozen over yet?
I live in a caribbean country - a change in weather might be comforting

2007-06-18 01:49:37 · answer #8 · answered by Brown'n 5 · 0 2

save me a seat

2007-06-18 01:50:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I don't believe in Hell, but I'm sure you can make your own.

2007-06-18 01:50:31 · answer #10 · answered by Soul Shaper 5 · 0 1

I've been there - don't choose to go back. But thanx for asking!

2007-06-18 02:00:30 · answer #11 · answered by Gatekeeper 4 · 0 1

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