I was out one night witht he guys and I was lucky enough to hook up with what looked like a hot girl. I went back to hers at about 2am. Got the coffee and started to kiss and agreed to take it to the bedroom. I was very drunk and thought the coffee had sobered me up. I went to kiss her all over and when i kissed her vagina after about 30 seconds the smell made me feel quite quite ill. I then yakked up all over her crotch in the bed where she lay.
I was so so sorry for her. She screamed and beat about the head. Has this ever happened to you?
2007-06-18 01:58:58 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-06-18 03:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The house I'm living in is really old, like probably one of the oldest in this town. I've had a number of weird experiences happen here. 1.)I was in the bathroom getting something, and I wanted to look outside, but the blinds were closed, I was to lazy to open them, so I nodded my head up and down real quick, to get a glimpse of the outside. Standing next to the shed was a little girl with a blue flower patterned white dress on. I think she had blonde hair? The thing is our driveway is very long, and nobody ever comes over unless we're expecting them. I had no idea who she was, and we hadn't invited anybody over. 2.)Me and my sister share a room, and one night we were talking, and I heard a very deep breathing. I told my sister to knock it out(I thought she was trying to scare me)and she said she wasn't doing anything. I told her to stop talking and listen, and the breathing was right next to my ear. We were very scared, and turned the light on. No one was there. 3.)My mom was on the phone with one of my older sisters, and she nearly dropped the phone, and screamed. She said she saw something running in the hallway. We were at school when this happened. 4.)I have two snow globes, and an angel that sit on a shelf above my bed. The one with the bear at the beach always gets pushed to where it's almost on the edge of the shelf. I always have to move it back. 5.)My mom went to take a bath, so she put the phone on the charger. When she came out, not only was the phone unplugged, but it was also unplugged from the wall. She was the only one home at the time. 6.)My mom thought she heard giggling in the kitchen. She thought it was me or my sister, but when she got in there, there was nobody. There's been other things happen, but as you can already see: somethings not right. We've prayed for our house, and if there is anything wrong, I know we're safe because this is God's house, and he's not gonna let anything happen. I'm not scared at all, and I know that Jesus is watching over me:)
2016-05-18 10:42:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, you should get to know the girl before you go down there with your tongue, don't know where it has been.
For all you know she could have beded 3 guys before you and they all could have left their jiz there already and she might not have had a wash.
Are you yakking up again yet?? lol
2007-06-18 02:04:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
lol yes when i was giving my ex a bj its soooo embarrasing but your not the only 1 babe good question ive never spoke about it since lol its good im not the only 1 ill blow you a good luck kiss so that it doesnt happen again mwah ;0)
2007-06-18 02:05:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
No, but a male friend of mine told me something that happened to him once. He had bad guts and botty messed all over the bed while he was lying next to his girlfriend.
2007-06-18 02:03:11 · answer #5 · answered by Stella S 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Bit of advice mate, wit is suppose to be spontaneous. How long did it take you to think this one up
2007-06-18 03:53:22 · answer #6 · answered by Manc Lush 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course! Doesn't this happen to everyone? Forget it. Other, more marvelous adventures await.
2007-06-18 09:52:53 · answer #7 · answered by Dear Carlos 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that made me feel sick! surely if she was out on the pull she would have seen to 'that area' just in case she got lucky. Dirty tramp! lucky you didnt shag her you could have caught anything lol x
2007-06-18 02:03:31 · answer #8 · answered by BscHons 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you really should check the stinky on your pinky before proceeding south.
Or it could just be that you're actually gay and don't like the smell of a sexually aroused woman.
2007-06-18 02:03:16 · answer #9 · answered by gypsy g 7 · 12⤊ 0⤋
No - so now u know do not mix drink with having sex - in fact - just stop having sex - it makes you ill
2007-06-18 02:05:53 · answer #10 · answered by Redhead 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋