Let me explain...
As a gag I have recently made little placards for the neighbours' garden gnomes, declaring war on the "Bigs" (the humans) in the locality. I have modified their fishing rods and wheelbarrows to catapults and miniture cannons.
While it would be quite amusing to camoflage up for the humans and spend the next few nights crawling through shrubbery taking the gnomes out with air pistol fire, I'm attracted to the idea of being a turncoat and dressing up as a gnome and peppering the humans with flourbombs, eggs and the like in the name of freedom for my gnome brothers.
Which should I do?
2007-03-21
10:44:55
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