this is really so 5th grade..but Yo mama was so dumb she took a spoon to the SuperBowl. Or your mama's like a doornob...everybody gets a turn! haha..what else?
2007-03-21 10:49:07 · 8 answers · asked by Handsome Black guy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD
2007-03-21 10:53:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat when she passed my TV,i missed 2 episodes!!
Yo mama is so fat when she sings,its over!
My favorite 2 yo mama jokes!
2007-03-21 17:53:49 · answer #2 · answered by Pinky 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so skanky when I went to her house and asked what was for dinner she opened her legs and
said, " CRABS"!!!
Yo mama so ghetto her wedding cake was cornbread.
2007-03-21 17:59:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang.
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.
2007-03-21 18:19:20 · answer #4 · answered by Rons Girl 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama teeth so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic starts preparing to STOP! (yellow light?) =)
2007-03-21 17:53:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your mom is so fat that she makes king ong look like a baby chimp
2007-03-21 17:53:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so black that when she went to night school, they marked her absent. ~~~~~
2007-03-21 17:54:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
your mom's so fat they call her A$$ crack the grand canyon
2007-03-21 18:01:50 · answer #8 · answered by S 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋