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As a gag I have recently made little placards for the neighbours' garden gnomes, declaring war on the "Bigs" (the humans) in the locality. I have modified their fishing rods and wheelbarrows to catapults and miniture cannons.

While it would be quite amusing to camoflage up for the humans and spend the next few nights crawling through shrubbery taking the gnomes out with air pistol fire, I'm attracted to the idea of being a turncoat and dressing up as a gnome and peppering the humans with flourbombs, eggs and the like in the name of freedom for my gnome brothers.

Which should I do?

2007-03-21 10:44:55 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

32 answers

lol. Yay..you're the first question to make me laugh today. Congratulations! LOL.
Umm...I'd say team up with the gnomes. That way you won't ruin your neighbors gnomes so you won't have to buy them new ones. ;)

2007-03-21 10:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by em<3 6 · 2 1

Sounds Like Fun! You should join the gnome side, Bigs will take the war too seriously!

2007-03-21 10:49:35 · answer #2 · answered by Kittyintx 3 · 1 0

Speaking as someone who nicked a neighbours gnome and painted it in full Leicester football kit (he was a Chelsea fan) I think you should take the side of the gnomes.

2007-03-21 10:48:36 · answer #3 · answered by Dogsbody 5 · 1 0

I think you should become a writer for SNL or Mad TV. Your very imaginative. Power to the Gnomes. Do you think they put up statues of humans in their yards and gardens???

2007-03-21 10:49:36 · answer #4 · answered by Shrew 6 · 0 0

Go into gnome mans land.
Good luck !

2007-03-21 10:49:45 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

Go with the gnomes it would be more fun lol

2007-03-21 10:47:49 · answer #6 · answered by laurabrown26 3 · 2 0

Grow up!

or get your own gnomes!

2007-03-21 10:51:49 · answer #7 · answered by Kanst 3 · 0 0

Join the gnomes if you don't we know where you live !

2007-03-21 10:49:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think thats cool, stick up for the Gnomes.

BTW, don't you think its amusing that Porcelain telling you to get a life has a cartoon for a pic!?! RAOFLMAO.

Rise up in the cafeteria an stab them with your plastic forks!!!

2007-03-21 10:52:43 · answer #9 · answered by Whatever. 3 · 0 0

take out the gnomes they are plotting against us!

2007-03-21 10:50:07 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥Cat Lady♥♥ 5 · 0 0

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