Polls & Surveys - 26 February 2007

if u looked at your sole and found a W, you are a ______ ?

2007-02-26 04:23:45 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

DEAR IRS

Enclosed is my 2006 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value
$1,029), bringing my total remitted to $3,429.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.

You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (enclosed for your convenience is the article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws.)

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to
paying it again next year.

Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer.

2007-02-26 04:23:32 · 8 answers · asked by cmssko 5

do you think it'll ban slavery?

2007-02-26 04:22:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-26 04:21:00 · 14 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4

Do you regret it?

2007-02-26 04:20:47 · 71 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-26 04:20:17 · 13 answers · asked by cheekybluebed 6

Just Grassy Sweetie and my last name isn't Sweetie

2007-02-26 04:19:43 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

What were you thinking? I wouldn't have voted for Taylor, or Van Buren the spoiler! Another reason to give women the vote...

2007-02-26 04:19:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-26 04:19:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-26 04:18:30 · 16 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4

2007-02-26 04:18:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

and start playing a song?

2007-02-26 04:18:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

do u consider yourself as a girlie girl or a tom boy (one of the lads)?

2007-02-26 04:17:53 · 29 answers · asked by boybellend 3

2007-02-26 04:15:36 · 12 answers · asked by ziggy 6

2007-02-26 04:15:32 · 7 answers · asked by Big Daddy Cool 3

...the louder my neighbors slam their doors in the stairwell? Are they trying to tell me something or is this a noise competition? Should I turn up the bass?

2007-02-26 04:15:13 · 5 answers · asked by saram 3

2007-02-26 04:14:42 · 2 answers · asked by mrs. smutty aka sodachix 4

2007-02-26 04:14:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I ask a question than answer one and the Drat page pops up!

2007-02-26 04:14:05 · 14 answers · asked by ?Sherbear ? 6

2007-02-26 04:13:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

uncle billy is one, who else?

2007-02-26 04:12:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I need at least 3 shots. LOL

2007-02-26 04:11:58 · 6 answers · asked by Medusa 3

2007-02-26 04:11:27 · 8 answers · asked by Lewis 4

Reichenbach Falls? A burning castle? Dune? Chuck E. Cheese's parking lot? Name the place! The fate of the universe is near!

(just don't say Tuesdays at 1pm....that's my macaroni-art class!)

2007-02-26 04:11:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-02-26 04:10:20 · 11 answers · asked by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5

2007-02-26 04:10:14 · 6 answers · asked by Art Vandalay 2

2007-02-26 04:09:45 · 9 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7

2007-02-26 04:09:45 · 17 answers · asked by In a mission 3

Should I paint this picture on my wall?
Thank you for your opinion.
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i223/chibixcat/P2250017.jpg?t=1172509756

2007-02-26 04:09:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm aggressive, but I wish I wasn't.

2007-02-26 04:09:41 · 14 answers · asked by Medusa 3