DEAR IRS
Enclosed is my 2006 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value
$1,029), bringing my total remitted to $3,429.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.
You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (enclosed for your convenience is the article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to
paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer.
2007-02-26 04:23:32 · 8 answers · asked by cmssko 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It'd be great if you could. God knows our money goes to dumb s--t anyway.
2007-02-26 04:27:49 · answer #1 · answered by Christabelle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
works for me
2007-02-26 12:27:29 · answer #2 · answered by Michael L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think IRS will be happy about it, but I loved your letter...
2007-02-26 12:28:24 · answer #3 · answered by P-Nut 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be the first, and let us know how it turns out.....Good Luck!!!
2007-02-26 12:28:44 · answer #4 · answered by bobemac 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that...its crazy
2007-02-26 12:28:31 · answer #5 · answered by twnkltoez 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If only.
2007-02-26 12:29:19 · answer #6 · answered by no name brand canned beans 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty funny.
2007-02-26 12:26:45 · answer #7 · answered by pisceswomanem 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, that would be sweet.
2007-02-26 12:29:06 · answer #8 · answered by paul 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋