i came home one day and my gf got all mad at me :
her : what the hell are wearing ?!?
me : shorts.
her : those look like my shorts !
me : well there not. i went and bought these !
her : BUT THERE SHORT AND PINK !
me : i look good in every thing baby
her : i can see your *ss !
me : good give it a good squeze
her : you just walked the dog !
me : so
her : so you just mooned the whole damn neighborhood !
me : its not my fault i look good in your shorts
her :have you turned gay ?
me : my *ss is so firm
her : im ingaged to and idiot !
me : im so hot.
am i the only one who thinks she was acting jealous ?
its not my fault i wear her shorts better
2007-02-11
12:39:41
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