i came home one day and my gf got all mad at me :
her : what the hell are wearing ?!?
me : shorts.
her : those look like my shorts !
me : well there not. i went and bought these !
her : BUT THERE SHORT AND PINK !
me : i look good in every thing baby
her : i can see your *ss !
me : good give it a good squeze
her : you just walked the dog !
me : so
her : so you just mooned the whole damn neighborhood !
me : its not my fault i look good in your shorts
her :have you turned gay ?
me : my *ss is so firm
her : im ingaged to and idiot !
me : im so hot.
am i the only one who thinks she was acting jealous ?
its not my fault i wear her shorts better
2007-02-11 12:39:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i don't blame her. lol. it might be the other way around. women don't understand you.
2007-02-11 12:51:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2007-02-11 20:42:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is kinda creepy that ur wearing her shorts, and she doesnt sound jealous as much as she is confused (u prolly look gay in womens shorts!!)
2007-02-11 20:45:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait it IS a problem if you have her pink short shorts on. You could've wore your own shorts. Not to be mean, but is it possible that you are gay??
2007-02-11 20:53:06 · answer #4 · answered by Beautiful 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry but I find it a little creepy that your wearing women's shorts. The only men that I know of who wear women's clothes are gay. Sorry but it's true.
2007-02-11 20:47:36 · answer #5 · answered by booellis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get women, and I am a woman! But it's a good thing that you noticed her tone. Most guys wouldn't notice. They're thick-headed (like me).
2007-02-11 20:44:43 · answer #6 · answered by filia_san 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She needs to start hatin the game instead of the player!
2007-02-11 20:46:57 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ღ.:FarAwaY:.ღ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was funny the first time a read it, but you seam to have a fascination with this story.
2007-02-11 20:45:08 · answer #8 · answered by Pardonne Moi? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You shore do have a purty mouth...
2007-02-11 20:43:25 · answer #9 · answered by Der Bingle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea... that is 2 minutes I will NEVER get back
2007-02-11 20:48:49 · answer #10 · answered by WhoDidThat??? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋