yo moms so hairy you almost died at birth from rug burn
yo moms so ugly she looked in the mirror and her refflection ducked
your mom is so ugly she hangs a picture of herself in her car to make sure no none brakes in
your moms so stupid she saw a sighn that said disney land left so she turned around a went home
yo moms so stupid she tried to drown a fish
your moms breath is so bad she can light a ciggarete from two blocks away
i saw your mom in the hard ware store holding up a sign that said 25 cents a screw
your moms like mt rushmore she always has 4 faces on her
your moms so cheap she chases the garbage trucj with a grocery list
your moms so cheap the boogie man was under her bed so she chageed him rent
your moms so fat she deep fries tooth paste
your moms so fat she putes maynase on diet pills
2007-01-30
16:27:28
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