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Polls & Surveys - 11 January 2007

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I enjoy hanging out with my group of disturbed flamingos, and we rob banks and eat barbed wire and what not, we will also be competing in the disturbed animal games this year, it's hosted on pluto this year. Circlometry says his group of disgruntled penguins will take the gold for muskrat milking, but I think otherwise, what do you think?

2007-01-11 14:39:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

Mine was to an annoying girl in the second grade:
Shut up! you cross-dressing horse-banging fat wana-be-britney spears b#@$*

2007-01-11 14:39:11 · 21 answers · asked by asianator14 4

when people you really don't know insult you to make themselves feel better ??

2007-01-11 14:39:04 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

Help! Shower or Y!A

2007-01-11 14:38:40 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-11 14:38:37 · 23 answers · asked by White 7

that pesky guy that would answer our questions with a question

2007-01-11 14:38:24 · 3 answers · asked by pipo barnbarn 1

To talk to and tell everything that's bothering you ?

2007-01-11 14:37:38 · 10 answers · asked by IT'S JUST ME ! 7

2007-01-11 14:37:02 · 10 answers · asked by tamitones1978 3

2007-01-11 14:36:35 · 5 answers · asked by hamthugger 4

2007-01-11 14:36:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-11 14:36:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am, only because im off.

2007-01-11 14:35:44 · 27 answers · asked by *COCO* 6

like your caught in the matrix?

2007-01-11 14:34:56 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

On a Tennessee highway:
"When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."

On the back of a pickup in Trenton, Ontario, Canada:
"Kelly's Radiator Shop, a great place to take a leak"

At a Santa Fe gas station:
"We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."

In a New York restaurant:
"Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."

On a Maine shop:
"Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."

In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:
"15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"

In a Maine restaurant:
"Open 7 days a week and weekends."

In a Pennsylvania cemetery:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."

On the grounds of a public school:
"No trespassing without permission."

On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners:
"38 years on the same spot."

In the offices of a loan company:
"Ask about our plans for owning your home"

2007-01-11 14:34:38 · 13 answers · asked by ThinkaboutThis 6

Seeing Elvis...

2007-01-11 14:34:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

when they started cutting the ear lobe to put those tubes in,so its a big hole.

2007-01-11 14:33:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

thanx~

2007-01-11 14:33:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-11 14:33:15 · 4 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5

2007-01-11 14:32:42 · 4 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6

thanx~

2007-01-11 14:31:24 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-11 14:30:55 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

that has been deleting my questions and waiting anxiously to report my answers? Why you little stinkers...wait until I figure out what to do with you :(

2007-01-11 14:30:55 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

And you HAVE to stay with him for at least a year!!!!!!!

2007-01-11 14:30:15 · 38 answers · asked by Bob the Cat.™ 4

Cookies...LOL...Yeah I know it's not fun.

2007-01-11 14:30:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

A guy named Kevin goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

'Hi, is Mark home?'

'No, he went to the store.'

'Well, you mind if I wait?'

'No, come in.'

They sit down and the friend says, 'You know Emily; you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a thousand bucks if I could just see them.'

Emily thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a thousand bucks. She opens her robe and shows her voluptuous breasts. He promptly thanks her and throws a thousand bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Kevin says 'They are so beautiful I would love to fondle and lick them. I'll give you $4000 if I could let me do that.'

Emily thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and Kevin immediately gets down on her, passionately fondling and sucking on her titties. Kevin thanks her, throws the 4000 bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer, he’s got a flight to catch, and leaves.

The next day when Mark is at home, his wife tells him “You know, your weird friend Kevin came over…”

Mark says “Well did he come to give the 5000 bucks he owes me, from our last trip to Vegas?”

2007-01-11 14:29:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

thanx~

2007-01-11 14:29:28 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-11 14:29:09 · 22 answers · asked by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6

If a person only ate oatmeal w/ lots of sugar, do you think they would they gain weight or lose weight? I'm talking maybe 3 packs of oatmeal a day, cooked with water. And I mean, if they absolutely didn't eat anything else.

2007-01-11 14:29:04 · 8 answers · asked by ♪Miss_Soprano♫ 2

2007-01-11 14:28:41 · 7 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5

2007-01-11 14:28:36 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous

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