A guy named Kevin goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
'Hi, is Mark home?'
'No, he went to the store.'
'Well, you mind if I wait?'
'No, come in.'
They sit down and the friend says, 'You know Emily; you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a thousand bucks if I could just see them.'
Emily thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a thousand bucks. She opens her robe and shows her voluptuous breasts. He promptly thanks her and throws a thousand bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Kevin says 'They are so beautiful I would love to fondle and lick them. I'll give you $4000 if I could let me do that.'
Emily thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and Kevin immediately gets down on her, passionately fondling and sucking on her titties. Kevin thanks her, throws the 4000 bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer, he’s got a flight to catch, and leaves.
The next day when Mark is at home, his wife tells him “You know, your weird friend Kevin came over…”
Mark says “Well did he come to give the 5000 bucks he owes me, from our last trip to Vegas?”
2007-01-11 14:29:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I must say that your joke was very, very funny.
2007-01-11 14:33:47 · answer #1 · answered by booellis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's hope Emily keeps her mouth shut and doesn't tell Mark....HAHAHA
2007-01-12 00:07:44 · answer #2 · answered by tamara.knsley@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol...she got fondled for her own money...lol
2007-01-11 22:38:31 · answer #3 · answered by *SexXyLuV* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, thats funny. I'd kill kevin
2007-01-11 22:33:59 · answer #4 · answered by Manx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What an airhead!LOL Cool joke.
2007-01-11 22:36:17 · answer #5 · answered by Ms Lety 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is funny!
2007-01-11 22:33:56 · answer #6 · answered by nakita 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋