On a Tennessee highway:
"When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
On the back of a pickup in Trenton, Ontario, Canada:
"Kelly's Radiator Shop, a great place to take a leak"
At a Santa Fe gas station:
"We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."
In a New York restaurant:
"Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."
On a Maine shop:
"Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:
"15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"
In a Maine restaurant:
"Open 7 days a week and weekends."
In a Pennsylvania cemetery:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
On the grounds of a public school:
"No trespassing without permission."
On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners:
"38 years on the same spot."
In the offices of a loan company:
"Ask about our plans for owning your home"
2007-01-11
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