Polls & Surveys - 9 January 2007

the one how you can't smoke in public places?? i agree ..how bout ya

2007-01-09 13:43:25 · 18 answers · asked by lize 4

2007-01-09 13:42:38 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-09 13:42:34 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

I know this is not a joke section. A chill for a while.

~A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boy friend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in My bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs
make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs , trying to get the picture in
focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend."
The minister fainted.~

2007-01-09 13:42:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

How do they end up?

2007-01-09 13:41:08 · 11 answers · asked by Konrad 6

I know this is not a joke section. A chill for a while.

~A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boy friend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in My bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs
make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs , trying to get the picture in
focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend."
The minister fainted.~

2007-01-09 13:41:02 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

rich mutha freaker eatin veal prolly

2007-01-09 13:40:53 · 26 answers · asked by hamthugger 4

2007-01-09 13:38:19 · 54 answers · asked by JustLynn 6

Did you think it was a good way to handle things?

i got the belt xD

2007-01-09 13:37:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-09 13:37:12 · 21 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6

2007-01-09 13:37:12 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-09 13:36:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

I tried 2 show so off, (Verse)
tried to act cool,
tried to make,
people think
i am cool,
which i am i not,
i am............

A dum,shy,scared,bold,
middle school student
with really long hair
and a geek as a friend
(yeah,yeah)

(verse)last line but my friend shows offf

She acts like shes a,
pop star or a
famous moudle or
somein like that
which shes not....

would you like 2 hear the last verse???Is it good rate it 1-10.10=perfert

2007-01-09 13:35:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Die in a fire or get shot?

2007-01-09 13:35:32 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous

One time I was at college and I was getting bored so I brought my cell phone jammer. I found out that most people had real conversations but then I was following this one girl out to her car (she didn't notice me) and, even after repeatedly jamming her device, found out that she still kept talking as if there was another person on the other line. Can someone explain why people do this?

2007-01-09 13:35:21 · 15 answers · asked by [ΦΘΚ] PIяATE 4

Is this something that you would never be caught dead doing?

2007-01-09 13:35:04 · 40 answers · asked by LadySingsTheBlues 4

Oh my god
Bunny, look at those eggs
It’s so big
It looks like one of those chef guys girlfriends
Who understands those chef guys
They only cook to her because she looks like a big piece of ham
I mean her ears
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so fluffy

*rap*
I like big bunnies and I can not lie
You other mothers can't deny
That when a rabbit walks in with an itty bitty eyes
And a fluffy tail in your face
You get sprung
I gotta go pick up dung
Cuz you notice that rabbit was stuffed
Deep in the grass she's hoping
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, rabbit I wanna cook ya
And sprinkle you with paprika
My grill mates tried to warn me
But that rabbit was so greasy
Make Me so sleepy
Ooh, rump of smooth fur
You say you wanna get in my stove
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average cookie

I've seen them hoppn'
The hell with broiln'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a burnt croquet

Bunny got back

2007-01-09 13:35:01 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=247199>1=7702

2007-01-09 13:34:49 · 4 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4

2007-01-09 13:34:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

What is the cheesiest joke you can tell me?

2007-01-09 13:34:14 · 8 answers · asked by Princess Purple 7

I want to know what you think of it. Try to see the full view if you can. What should I change?

2007-01-09 13:33:56 · 7 answers · asked by ♥iluvfoodnetwork♥ 4

not say what you mean ?>?

2007-01-09 13:33:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-09 13:33:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Let's look at this saying from an objective point of view. If you see a penny on the floor and you pick it up, then it wasn't yours to begin with... hence, doesn't that mean you stole the penny from someone who lost it? Shouldn't you return it to it's rightful owner?

No, this isn't supposed to be a joke. I'm just EXTREMELY bored!

2007-01-09 13:32:47 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-09 13:32:44 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous

because i do! just taking a survey.....

2007-01-09 13:32:37 · 4 answers · asked by squatch 6

I was like, what the *bleep*??? Some people have big issues...

Agree?

2007-01-09 13:32:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-09 13:32:23 · 11 answers · asked by ????? 1

why? =^_^=

2007-01-09 13:32:19 · 3 answers · asked by jennifer g 7

On and off for me...
how about you?

2007-01-09 13:32:16 · 12 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4