Do you want to lighten up a bit today?

Question

I know this is not a joke section. A chill for a while.

~A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boy friend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in My bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs
make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs , trying to get the picture in
focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend."
The minister fainted.~

Answer 1

Wow, thats one energetic grandma!

Heres is a gross yet intresting one.

Two brothers share a room.
They have a bunkbed.
One night the older brother brought his girlfriend home while the littler brother was a sleepin'.
The boy and the girl went to his top bunk bed and they had to tell each other codes so their little brother wont be shocked at what they were doing.
The boy replied "Ok when you want me to go harder say lettuce and when you want me to go fast say tomatoes".
The girl replied thats fine.

Then they started and the girl screamed LETTUCE, TOMMATOE! LETTUCE TOMATO!!!

Then the little boy woke up and said can YOU GUYS STOP MAKIGN SANWHICHES UP THERE YOU'RE GETTING MAYONAISE ALL OVER ME!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Haha... that's funny. I can see that really happening to.. kids say stuff like that.

Answer 3

Just what i needed before turning in for the night thanks babe

Answer 4

LOL Nice. : )

Answer 5

cute...