Polls & Surveys - 30 December 2006

A mafioso's son is sitting at his desk, writing a Christmas list to Jesus. First he writes, "Dear Baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.

He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear Baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.

Then he gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear Baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."

2006-12-30 12:03:51 · 7 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4

2006-12-30 12:02:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

If you, how do you like them, I like scambled eggs in mine

2006-12-30 12:02:24 · 40 answers · asked by JůnəßůĢ 6

2006-12-30 12:02:03 · 5 answers · asked by scooprandell 7

2006-12-30 12:01:55 · 13 answers · asked by Saddam Insane 2

no room with the gas gauge in the way !

2006-12-30 12:01:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

I mean candles that have a aroma therapy...do they have effect to relax you...I think it works for me, or probably its my conciounus..

2006-12-30 12:00:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-30 11:59:53 · 18 answers · asked by Jason Todd Slug eBay 1

WHO LIKES AMBURGERS AND WOOTBEER!!!!! AMBURGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AND WOOOOOOOOOOOTBEER! AMBURGERSSSSSSSSSS AND WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTBEEEEEEER! I do. give me your honest answer. p.s. AMBURGERS AND WOOTBEER!!

2006-12-30 11:59:34 · 7 answers · asked by nikki 1

2006-12-30 11:59:28 · 15 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7

What do you call a sandwich where you are from?

Grinder, Submarine, Poor Boy, Hoagie or something else?

Where I am from (VT) we call them grinders.

2006-12-30 11:58:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-30 11:58:42 · 10 answers · asked by Saddam Insane 2

i do

2006-12-30 11:58:16 · 10 answers · asked by txtx 4

or are those people just confused and need to decide what gender they like?

2006-12-30 11:57:48 · 18 answers · asked by ♥ just a girl ♥ 2

People census. (For everyone)?

Here's a few areas I've been wondering about the people of Yahoo Answers:

1. Gender. M or F?
2. Age group? 10-20? 20-30? 40-50? Etc.
3. Sexuality. Straight? Homosexual? Bisexual? Intersexual?
4. Religion. Christian (Catholic or Protestant)? Atheist? Muslim? Jewish? Etc.
5. Food intake. Omnivorous (both meat and vegetables)? Vegan? Vegetarian?
6. Monetary class. Upper? Middle? Lower?
7. Natural hair color. Red? Brown? Blonde? Black?

Lastly, imagine your words are echoed in a time machine. What would you say that would last 100 years?

2006-12-30 11:56:43 · 29 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5

Can you "quote" a famous person of your choosing sprouting a real silly/dumb quote?. (all made up of course.!)

"But mama, they only saw my cootchie twice, whats the big deal?"--Britney S.

Got it?

Let YOUR creative juices flow~~~~~~~~~~~~

2006-12-30 11:56:30 · 3 answers · asked by Skanky McSkankypants 6

2006-12-30 11:55:34 · 19 answers · asked by Zach S 5

2006-12-30 11:55:17 · 11 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7

Holding what as your mic?

2006-12-30 11:55:12 · 18 answers · asked by Jane Furrows II 2

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, madam. You don't know me but I've come to..."

"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.

"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies."

"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?" asked Mrs. Smith, blushing.

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me."

"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"I hope we can get this over with quickly," gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."

"Don't I know!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures.

"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London."

"Oh my god!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture.

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look."

"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.

"Yes," the photographer said.

"And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in." Mrs. Smith leaned forward.

"You mean they actually chewed on your, eh... equipment?"

"That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work."

"Tripod?" Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now.

"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam? Madam?... Good Lord, she's fainted!"

2006-12-30 11:55:04 · 3 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4

People census. (For everyone)?

Here's a few areas I've been wondering about the people of Yahoo Answers:

1. Gender. M or F?
2. Age group? 10-20? 20-30? 40-50? Etc.
3. Sexuality. Straight? Homosexual? Bisexual? Intersexual?
4. Religion. Christian (Catholic or Protestant)? Atheist? Muslim? Jewish? Etc.
5. Food intake. Omnivorous (both meat and vegetables)? Vegan? Vegetarian?
6. Monetary class. Upper? Middle? Lower?
7. Natural hair color. Red? Brown? Blonde? Black?

Lastly, imagine your words are echoed in a time machine. What would you say that would last 100 years?

2006-12-30 11:54:40 · 11 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5

What do you call it where you are from?

2006-12-30 11:54:09 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

the one your typing right now....
we have a bet going on what's the
most popular color...... thanx...smile!

2006-12-30 11:53:34 · 46 answers · asked by soundlady 5

if we (americans) say "pardon my french", do french people say pardon my english?

2006-12-30 11:53:31 · 9 answers · asked by i rawkkk 3

I would say super strength, super speed, and being able to fly. What about you???

2006-12-30 11:53:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Actually I have 5 resolutions; I intend for follow them all to a T.

1. Sprint 5K (3.2 miles) every day including Saturday and Sunday at 5:30AM when I wake up.
2. Enroll in a muscle building program that produces 15-25% more muscle than what I have now.
3. Eliminate all sources of artificial, refined sugars like high-fructose corn syrup and sucrose, and only eat natural sugars like fructose in fruit and lactose in milk.
4. Eliminate all fast-food and foods that contain excessive amounts of saturated and trans fat.
5. Maintain a GPA of 4.0 throughout Spring, Summer, and Fall semesters of this year, averaging 13 credits per semester, primarily composed of Computer Science 2000-level courses.

Do you think I have set the bar high enough? I think I may very well turn off my social and recreational life in the process...
I am 6'5" and weigh 190lbs.

2006-12-30 11:52:10 · 27 answers · asked by [ΦΘΚ] PIяATE 4

2006-12-30 11:51:36 · 19 answers · asked by Zach S 5

what would be your final diagnosis?

2006-12-30 11:51:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Here's a few areas I've been wondering about the people of Yahoo Answers:

1. Gender. M or F?
2. Age group? 10-20? 20-30? 40-50? Etc.
3. Sexuality. Straight? Homosexual? Bisexual? Intersexual?
4. Religion. Christian (Catholic or Protestant)? Atheist? Muslim? Jewish? Etc.
5. Food intake. Omnivorous (both meat and vegetables)? Vegan? Vegetarian?
6. Monetary class. Upper? Middle? Lower?
7. Natural hair color. Red? Brown? Blonde? Black?

Lastly, imagine your words are echoed in a time machine. What would you say that would last 100 years?

2006-12-30 11:51:00 · 2 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5

hypocrisy?

2006-12-30 11:50:59 · 14 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7