Bush met me and we had a duel
I called upon my guards to inprison him as he walked through the park here in Iraq, they pounced and rushed him but he quickly jumped and used a government banned karate chop, breaking both my guards necks.
Now it was up to me to make him pay. I drew my sword. Then quickly I jumped up and nearly sliced him in two, when he quickly drew out his handgun and shot me twice. Wounded, I crawled into a nearby hole in the ground. Thankfully he coudnt find me.
Over the next weeks, soldiers came and came looking for me. There was no sign of Saddam anywhere. But one day, a soldier finally found me. As he was walking, he stumbled upon a hole in the ground. then he called his fellows, and pulled there guns, capturing me for good.
2006-12-30
12:58:15
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