Bush met me and we had a duel
I called upon my guards to inprison him as he walked through the park here in Iraq, they pounced and rushed him but he quickly jumped and used a government banned karate chop, breaking both my guards necks.
Now it was up to me to make him pay. I drew my sword. Then quickly I jumped up and nearly sliced him in two, when he quickly drew out his handgun and shot me twice. Wounded, I crawled into a nearby hole in the ground. Thankfully he coudnt find me.
Over the next weeks, soldiers came and came looking for me. There was no sign of Saddam anywhere. But one day, a soldier finally found me. As he was walking, he stumbled upon a hole in the ground. then he called his fellows, and pulled there guns, capturing me for good.
2006-12-30 12:58:15 · 8 answers · asked by Saddam Insane 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You are too much...hahahahahaha!
2006-12-30 12:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
May long weekend 7 years ago I was out camping and it was party central.This girl I've know since Kindergarten and have never liked was walking towards me(OK not only had I eaten an oz. of mushrooms but I drank close to a 40 oz. of JD)and she moved into the centre of the road where I was walking and she shoulder checked me and called me a F*cking dyke so I took the full beer bottle I had in my hand and beat her over the head with it.It didn't break the first time so I hit her again until she dropped and then I started kicking her until her boyfriend pulled me off.Then he started to pull solid so I beat him down too.When I was done I walked away laughing my as* off.
2006-12-30 21:07:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the greatest fights are not physcal but spiritual battles. Physcal battles are only a eruption of an even bigger battle.
2006-12-30 20:59:43 · answer #3 · answered by xx_muggles_xx 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mine was against nicotine and I won
2006-12-30 20:59:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're so weak, you can't even beat a silly piece of rope.
2006-12-30 20:59:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Now thats funny...
2006-12-30 21:02:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude weren't you hung by rope this morning?
2006-12-30 20:59:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I FOUGHT THIS LIL KID CUZ SHE SAID I WAS FAT
2006-12-30 20:59:40 · answer #8 · answered by heartcore 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋