Polls & Surveys - 5 December 2006

Do you ever laugh at the Avatars or is it just me?

2006-12-05 05:05:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I did today. my good deed is done.

2006-12-05 05:04:47 · 7 answers · asked by Hando C 4

2006-12-05 05:04:23 · 4 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4

Before you found out they were lip synching and hadn't performed any of the vocals on their album?

2006-12-05 05:03:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

your ideal lover or your current lover

2006-12-05 05:03:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-05 05:01:17 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5

taking $ into consideration

2006-12-05 05:00:59 · 13 answers · asked by mongo862001 5

Chris Cornell (Audioslave, Soundgarden, Temple of the Dog) for me. His voice just gives me goosebumps. Whether he's screaming a banshee wail, or his husky, deep vocals. . .WOW!

2006-12-05 05:00:41 · 16 answers · asked by GirlsRGamers2 7

Times are a little tough, and this looks like a good way to get some quick cash. How can I get a list of people that will give me money now and they can have my body whenever I die?

2006-12-05 05:00:10 · 12 answers · asked by chicagobluesrules 1

Why do you like them?

2006-12-05 04:57:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Wanting to ban saying MERRY CHRISTMAS all because not every person in the USA are Christians.

Everyone is flooding the ACLU (Americans for Civil Liberty Union) with Christmas cards this year in an outrage against it. Are you in too?

2006-12-05 04:57:23 · 19 answers · asked by dyingatwork 6

Have you ever been a victim yet??

2006-12-05 04:57:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Any guy from music or hollywood with any girl from music or hollywood (dont forget ppl like ozzy marilyn manson michael jackson...)

2006-12-05 04:56:44 · 23 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8.... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

2006-12-05 04:55:15 · 18 answers · asked by Eraser 1

2006-12-05 04:55:02 · 19 answers · asked by ? 7

It must be in nature form please,thank you for answering.

2006-12-05 04:54:32 · 15 answers · asked by Mother~Earth 1

you getting older.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

lol

2006-12-05 04:54:17 · 7 answers · asked by Joni J 6

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies room but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

When he arrived in the attendants' ladies room, next to the paper roll there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.

He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!"

So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.

"Aha," he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.

The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."

2006-12-05 04:53:27 · 5 answers · asked by Eraser 1

2006-12-05 04:52:56 · 12 answers · asked by Steven Seagal 1

or if you can't pick one, how about a band?

2006-12-05 04:52:01 · 24 answers · asked by practicalwizard 6

Why? or Why not?

2006-12-05 04:51:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-05 04:51:27 · 19 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4

i did today, can't believe it!

2006-12-05 04:50:33 · 8 answers · asked by Joni J 6

... being the year of rumour that Polls and Surveys was to be closed down due to absurd humor and sickos? Or, for being the Year of the Edna's? Or perhaps it is those mile-long avatars that we'll never forget?

2006-12-05 04:50:19 · 4 answers · asked by MattEMatt 4

When you are Crankworriated (Cranky, worried, and/or frustrated), do you have someone who makes you feel bettar just by being there? Who is it?

Thanks fer answering this POLL from DPN. ♥

2006-12-05 04:49:06 · 16 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6

2006-12-05 04:49:02 · 16 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4

My husband INSISTS that people actually find National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation HEE-LARRY-OUS. I, however, just don't think so. It's so goofy that it makes me a bit uncomfortable. I like Uncle Eddy (with is "bulge"..lol) but that's about it...So, show of hands: FUNNY OR NOT FUNNY. Thanks, friends. My marriage may be riding on this one. (J/K) ♥♥♥

2006-12-05 04:48:50 · 23 answers · asked by clever nickname 6

i have all ready tried to book lil wayne for my birthday and now i want lil boosie and mike jone also but i really don't have a job and lil wayne alone is 7500 plus expensives..... not including the cost to rent out an buiding to hold the event

2006-12-05 04:48:29 · 7 answers · asked by Mz. Kitkat 2

2006-12-05 04:47:03 · 24 answers · asked by supahtforyou 4

Michael Jackson & Paris Hilton?

2006-12-05 04:46:41 · 26 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4