Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8.... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2006-12-05 04:55:15 · 18 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol, funniest joke I have heard in a while, and the lady sitting next to me agrees!
2006-12-05 04:58:45 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Special K 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey I posted that joke 2 days ago!
anyway its the funniest joke i ever heard lol
so yes it did put a smile on my face!
2006-12-05 05:00:07 · answer #2 · answered by Pinky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What puts a smile on my face is how you tell the same jokes under the names Unbreakable,Eraser,and No Entry.
2006-12-05 05:11:27 · answer #3 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny! I thought the 2nd guy was laughing cuz it tickled.
2006-12-05 05:07:59 · answer #4 · answered by wonderlandprincess83 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA YEEE-HOOOOO That's funny right there I tell you what. I done told that to Granny, she laughed so hard, she crapped her plastic pants and spit out her fake teeth!
2006-12-05 04:59:30 · answer #5 · answered by Fartface McNumbnuts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, this was a good one...thanks for the laugh!
2006-12-05 05:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by vanhammer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one!
2006-12-05 04:58:25 · answer #7 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it did.
2006-12-05 05:02:46 · answer #8 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mildly amusing.
But don't quit your day job!
2006-12-05 06:58:32 · answer #9 · answered by tehabwa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great!
2006-12-05 04:58:04 · answer #10 · answered by jare bare 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋