Polls & Surveys (Entertainment & Music) - 18 November 2006

Two old ladies

are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke,when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day,
Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely(she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.

"The pharmacist fainted".

2006-11-18 12:39:51 · 10 answers · asked by JustLynn 6

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what is your favorite math class?

a) algebra
b) geometry
c) trigonometry
d) polar and imaginary
e) Calculus
f) statistics
g) other - your choice

2006-11-18 12:39:50 · 7 answers · asked by cool nerd 4

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Why did you bring a roll of duct tape to dinner?

2006-11-18 12:39:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

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how drunk should I get tonight from a scale of 1 to 10?

with 1 being a glass of wine to 10 being alcohol poisoning

2006-11-18 12:39:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

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If you had three wishes?

But could only spend them on yourself, what would they be?

2006-11-18 12:38:11 · 22 answers · asked by Wise1 3

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What is that one dvd that you would never lend to someone?

I would never lend my Narnia dvd. I love the book and movie too much haha

2006-11-18 12:37:57 · 12 answers · asked by 12Grey14 4

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Wanna look at this Match Game Q?

Joan Rivers warned Ashlee Simpson that her obsession with plastic surgery would backfire on her someday. “And I do know whereof I speak,” she concluded. “In due time, no one will be able to tell the difference between you and (a) ______.”

2006-11-18 12:36:17 · 3 answers · asked by blooutflash 3

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on a scale of 1 to 10, please rate the day you had and tell me why you gave it this rating?

i'll give mine a 4
i did go shopping and bought a new laptop
but i also got mad at my boss and quit my job

2006-11-18 12:35:32 · 19 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7

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how many of you have ever eaten chocolate covered potatoe chips?

2006-11-18 12:34:37 · 15 answers · asked by earthygirl 5

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Do you lose your focus easily?

2006-11-18 12:34:25 · 14 answers · asked by Alotta FAT! 2

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It seems like once a question passes from page 1 to page 2 in the list of questions the answers stop coming..?

Are they like out of date by then? Or infested with fleas? Maybe too much B.O. by then? Just how do YOU explain this strange phenomenon? Right now there are 221 pages of open questions in Polls & Surveys and it seems like no one goes beyond page 1.

2006-11-18 12:34:05 · 7 answers · asked by Seeker 4

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Are we members of a mutual admiration society?

2006-11-18 12:33:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

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When was the last time?

you washed your car?

2006-11-18 12:31:32 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

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What kind of answers do u hate getting?

i hate when people will post an answer just becuz they have a personal issue with something. i posted a question and someone gave an answer about the fact that i had posted young in the question. the question i posted had nothing to do with ageism, just that i was referring to a specific point in someone's life.

2006-11-18 12:31:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

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how far does your anger limits go?

how long will you be pushed around?

2006-11-18 12:31:07 · 7 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7

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what is your favorite literature?

a) shakespeare's series
b) The Great Gatsby
c) Adventure of Huck Finn
d) To Kill a Mocking Bird
e) The Night
f) Lord of the Flies
g) other - your choice

2006-11-18 12:28:53 · 10 answers · asked by cool nerd 4

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