Two old ladies
are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke,when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day,
Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely(she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.
"The pharmacist fainted".
2006-11-18 12:39:51 · 10 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"F"-iin hilarious! I can't get up!
2006-11-19 05:35:25 · answer #1 · answered by angletheangle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
glad i don't smoke anymore, hate to see it become the latest trend! very good lol
2006-11-18 12:44:08 · answer #2 · answered by blueJean 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is hilairious im still laughing thats the funniest thing i heard all week and im still laughing.
2006-11-18 12:56:14 · answer #3 · answered by SwEEty PiE!!!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats my sisters name , MAUDE!!! huuh, oh i was suppose to laugh oh......ha ha ha haha.
2006-11-18 12:45:01 · answer #4 · answered by BrOoKlYn BaBy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol my friend that was funny
2006-11-18 12:43:19 · answer #5 · answered by earthygirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god, that is really funny! save that one!
2006-11-18 12:43:20 · answer #6 · answered by stephhh. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH YEAH I HAVE TO TELL SOMEONE THIS JOKE!! LOLOLOLOL
2006-11-18 12:45:46 · answer #7 · answered by confused 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!! made my day look brighter!!thanx!
2006-11-18 12:54:24 · answer #8 · answered by DDTHAPPINESS 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross.... but funny! lol (I didn't get it at first)
2006-11-18 12:53:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... funny! :-)
2006-11-18 12:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋