Polls & Surveys - 15 November 2006

which is your fave?

2006-11-15 05:09:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-15 05:07:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

mine does!

2006-11-15 05:07:16 · 13 answers · asked by nakita 6

There is a guy who has been having chronic trouble trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis.

"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."

The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure.

"So what's the good news?" he asks.

The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"

The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it."

So the doctor performs the operation.

A few weeks later, the guy takes his girlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. While sitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful. Seeking relief, he reaches down and unzips his fly to relieve the pressure. Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop, grabs a dinner roll, and returns to his pants again.

"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend, "That was impressive! Can you do that again?"

Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably ... But I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my a*ss."

2006-11-15 05:05:24 · 19 answers · asked by Citizen 1

2006-11-15 05:04:01 · 9 answers · asked by ck 5

ok so here's the deal - a group of friends and I get together and I do the following things for my birthday:

line up 21 shots and get drunk for the first time
hit lsd and take my first trip
take some ecstasy and have sexual intercourse with a woman for the first time
and then top it all off and get stoned for the first time
...all in one night.

2006-11-15 05:02:49 · 16 answers · asked by [ΦΘΚ] PIяATE 4

If you and your partner were together for years and had never got tested but finally decided to and then you find out that he or she has HIV/AIDS ...what would you do?

2006-11-15 05:02:41 · 8 answers · asked by Miss Thang 6

2006-11-15 04:59:41 · 58 answers · asked by chantelle d 3

2006-11-15 04:58:43 · 24 answers · asked by smtwtfs_04 3

A woman scorned?

2006-11-15 04:58:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

ok, i really do, i can not help but pass judgement....
there is the 'idiots' and the 'know-it-alls' and the 'young and stupids' and the 'HOT and i wanna do 'em' (there are tons more, all categorized in my head...

what does this mean about me? do you do this too?

2006-11-15 04:57:51 · 16 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7

taco bell?

2006-11-15 04:57:38 · 37 answers · asked by Marygoroun(d) 6

2006-11-15 04:56:31 · 18 answers · asked by Citizen 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_1rdLl3-l8

In this martial art demonstration 2 girls (about 110-130 pounds) jump on a guys stomach from a chair.

Is this real or fake?

If real, how can he take that?

Thanks for answer.

2006-11-15 04:56:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-15 04:55:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

.....somebody coming up to you on the street handing you a 100 dollar bill saying,"Here, I know you need this.'

2006-11-15 04:54:04 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-15 04:53:08 · 33 answers · asked by Stripper 3

2006-11-15 04:52:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

A woman was trying to board a bus, but her skirt was too tight and she couldn't step up. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper a bit and tried again. The skirt was still too tight. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper some more. She still couldn't get on the bus and lowered the zipper a third time.

All of the sudden, she felt two hands on her butt, which proceeded to push her up onto the bus.

She spun around, with anger in her eyes, and said very indignantly, "Sir, I do not know you well enough for you to behave in such a manner!"

The man smiled coyly and said, "Lady, I don't know you well enough for you to unzip my fly three times either!"

2006-11-15 04:51:17 · 31 answers · asked by Eraser 1

2006-11-15 04:50:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-15 04:48:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have been offered a crew management job for canvassers but it involves paying your own gas, using your own car and you have to find staff that will go with you to other towns for the day;

A job at a natural health clinic, dealing with typing, the phones and customer service;

A sales and information provision position with the marketing and research end of a national department store, promoting their credit cards in the store and on the phone;

Booking for a vacuum cleaner company and offering promotions over the phone.

2006-11-15 04:46:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-15 04:45:40 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

or do you mix them into your mashed potatoes and eat them with a spoon.

2006-11-15 04:45:38 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous

she tied me to a fire hydrant and let all the neighborhood dogs urinate on me.
i think she thinks she's funny or something!

2006-11-15 04:45:24 · 5 answers · asked by nakita 6

2006-11-15 04:44:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

somebody you don't know... like the server in the resturant?

sounds so fake to me, drives me nuts!

2006-11-15 04:43:24 · 22 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7

stew!

2006-11-15 04:42:39 · 5 answers · asked by nakita 6

I would like thank you alls from bottom of my chram for make my moviefilm great success and savings me from be execute. It was close - my Government had already made purchase of the 40,000 AA batterys necessary for power Kazakhstanfs electrics chair. I would also like thank generous anti-communist Fox Corporation for sharings profit of this movie. They have already fully honoured the terms of our deal and supplied my Government with the 25 iPods Nano. My nation has never known of such riches. Once again thanks you! I like you!! I like sex!!
Chenquieh.

2006-11-15 04:41:44 · 13 answers · asked by Borat 1

What kind of modulators does yahoo have?
Does yahoo think thye are in China where they have To kiss up to the powers that be, and cub freedom of speech?
Does Yahoo not know that freedom of speech is a basic right and for them to delete innocent answers / questions is contrary to freedom?
Do they not understand that most viewers are adult enough to decide if an answer is suitable for them?
Should only ask "Dick and Jane type questions and give Dick and Jane type answers on here?
example;
See Yahoo go dick. run yahoo run. Tom have you been to yahoo today. yahoo has big stick they must be evil, run tom , run dick, run jane.



hummmmmmmm maybe this is the yahoo of the future

2006-11-15 04:40:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous