There is a guy who has been having chronic trouble trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis.
"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."
The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure.
"So what's the good news?" he asks.
The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"
The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it."
So the doctor performs the operation.
A few weeks later, the guy takes his girlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. While sitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful. Seeking relief, he reaches down and unzips his fly to relieve the pressure. Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop, grabs a dinner roll, and returns to his pants again.
"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend, "That was impressive! Can you do that again?"
Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably ... But I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my a*ss."
2006-11-15 05:05:24 · 19 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-11-15 05:05:58 · update #1
Lol that you so much for all the funny jokes, citizen!
2006-11-15 05:13:40 · answer #1 · answered by Youngling 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 07:44:49 · answer #2 · answered by zell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha HA that is funny! I have to say I was a little disturbed when I first started reading it though!
2006-11-15 05:15:03 · answer #3 · answered by bdbarbie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny. a little sad in the beginning, but then it gets better.
2006-11-15 05:10:41 · answer #4 · answered by claria 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor guy! It is funny though!
2006-11-15 05:13:16 · answer #5 · answered by Lady J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am neither aroused nor moved (or disturbed) by this. I did think it was very funny, though! ;)
2006-11-15 05:16:24 · answer #6 · answered by escutler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was moved of laughter
thanks again
2006-11-15 05:14:18 · answer #7 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's very funny.
2006-11-15 05:08:40 · answer #8 · answered by interpreters_are_hot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....too funny
2006-11-15 05:13:09 · answer #9 · answered by mamajc777 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-15 05:07:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋