A woman was trying to board a bus, but her skirt was too tight and she couldn't step up. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper a bit and tried again. The skirt was still too tight. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper some more. She still couldn't get on the bus and lowered the zipper a third time.
All of the sudden, she felt two hands on her butt, which proceeded to push her up onto the bus.
She spun around, with anger in her eyes, and said very indignantly, "Sir, I do not know you well enough for you to behave in such a manner!"
The man smiled coyly and said, "Lady, I don't know you well enough for you to unzip my fly three times either!"
2006-11-15 04:51:17 · 31 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
omg that was funny thats a lot i had to read it out load so everyone could get a laugh
2006-11-15 04:53:49 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughing
2006-11-15 04:54:55 · answer #2 · answered by NuncProTunc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughing
2006-11-15 04:53:26 · answer #3 · answered by Urchin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm disturbed by the fact that not only was he standing dangerously close to her for her to be able to confuse his zipper with hers, but evidentally there's some space between the front of his pants and his belly as well.. and he must have his pants on inside out..
2006-11-15 04:53:03 · answer #4 · answered by Jennifer F 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughing. Very funny!
2006-11-15 04:53:26 · answer #5 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-11-15 04:55:01 · answer #6 · answered by Kim H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are some novices females that sit down close to my table at lunch.... they sound like hyenas prevalent... extremely demanding giggling hyenas. i'm happy they're having a very good time, although. yet they purely snicker extremely loud lol.
2016-11-29 04:09:32 · answer #7 · answered by broadway 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughing
LOL
that was fuuny
thanks
2006-11-15 05:03:42 · answer #8 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laughing....very funny
2006-11-15 06:49:46 · answer #9 · answered by ludacrusher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughing while the rain is pouring outside.
2006-11-15 04:53:50 · answer #10 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋